sigh
I've been meaning to write in here quite a bit but haven't
drama ensues. Hello, old lady karen, want to remember your college years?
They go a little bit something like this:
you are dating a cute scruffy boy who writes cheesy songs for girls. Most of them bitching out or exalting exes, but you can ignore that when he writes a song for you. It's about blue chalk and waking up in love. (Remember the Deaf Yeti's chalk walls old lady Karen, rememember?)
one day you go to a party at the famed Deaf Yeti, and your boyfriend leaves you there (amicably; you told him to go). there are bands playing, and you are standing in the front of a packed room with your friend taylor, holding a bottle of ___ ___. water, right? and all of a sudden that boy you turned down weeks ago and called you a bitch, but youve talked since then and seem legit comes in and happens to yell your name happily between songs, extended his arm in a side bro-mance hug. you are thinking that definitely he is over it until he asks you where jordan is and responds to your answer by smushing his lips on yours. his beautiful girlfriend is apparently the bottle thrower because it comes hurling at his head along with a shreiking "asshole" dont worry. you two are still friends. you were an innocent bystander.
then the next weekend you and scruffy boy hurl yourselves off to atlanta. you live with jeremy for the weekend and meet some cool and not so cool people.
the next week you have a terrible sickness but get to see every time i die and bring me the horizon
one day your friend ellis comes over and you watch horror and gore films. you are thinking that ellis is very cool and your good friend syl is telling you to dump jordan. jordan comes over. he "doesn't know ellis is still there." youll never know if thats true or not. the next day your boyfriend leaves town and you get asked on a date but you say you cant do that. you dont know if youre sad or not because you promise yourself not to think about other guys when youre dating. your reasoning is that once you cheat you're always a cheater. if you cheat on someone to be with someone else, someone else is always going to remember that you cheated to be with them and at any point you could cheat on someone else to be with another someone else
now you are sitting in your bed thinking about how you have to mail those rings to your ex boyfriend in japan who refuses to speak with you because you actually have relationships with people and dont sit around and mope for months after you break up with someone youre in love with.
i am glad to have food and a place to sleep at night though.
drama ensues. Hello, old lady karen, want to remember your college years?
They go a little bit something like this:
you are dating a cute scruffy boy who writes cheesy songs for girls. Most of them bitching out or exalting exes, but you can ignore that when he writes a song for you. It's about blue chalk and waking up in love. (Remember the Deaf Yeti's chalk walls old lady Karen, rememember?)
one day you go to a party at the famed Deaf Yeti, and your boyfriend leaves you there (amicably; you told him to go). there are bands playing, and you are standing in the front of a packed room with your friend taylor, holding a bottle of ___ ___. water, right? and all of a sudden that boy you turned down weeks ago and called you a bitch, but youve talked since then and seem legit comes in and happens to yell your name happily between songs, extended his arm in a side bro-mance hug. you are thinking that definitely he is over it until he asks you where jordan is and responds to your answer by smushing his lips on yours. his beautiful girlfriend is apparently the bottle thrower because it comes hurling at his head along with a shreiking "asshole" dont worry. you two are still friends. you were an innocent bystander.
then the next weekend you and scruffy boy hurl yourselves off to atlanta. you live with jeremy for the weekend and meet some cool and not so cool people.
the next week you have a terrible sickness but get to see every time i die and bring me the horizon
one day your friend ellis comes over and you watch horror and gore films. you are thinking that ellis is very cool and your good friend syl is telling you to dump jordan. jordan comes over. he "doesn't know ellis is still there." youll never know if thats true or not. the next day your boyfriend leaves town and you get asked on a date but you say you cant do that. you dont know if youre sad or not because you promise yourself not to think about other guys when youre dating. your reasoning is that once you cheat you're always a cheater. if you cheat on someone to be with someone else, someone else is always going to remember that you cheated to be with them and at any point you could cheat on someone else to be with another someone else
now you are sitting in your bed thinking about how you have to mail those rings to your ex boyfriend in japan who refuses to speak with you because you actually have relationships with people and dont sit around and mope for months after you break up with someone youre in love with.
i am glad to have food and a place to sleep at night though.