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[cocco]

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[offa]

Hello Cocco.

I am adding you as a friend because there was some nice back-and-forth conversation between us over at penm. Also we have exactly eight interests in common.

Be my friend, be my friend, won't you be my frieeeeeeeeeeeend?

[cocco]

Sure, I'll be your friend.

But the real question is this: Will you be my neighbor?

[offa]

Actually, I think it was 'Won't you be my neighbour?'.

So much for 'all sorts of wisdom' *snort*.

Oo, and I would be your neighbour, but the letters 'c' and 'o' are just so far away from each other... and those long-distance relationships never work out.

[cocco]

No, actually, I'm correct. Because if I said "WON'T you be my neighbor," I'd be plagerizing and stealing from Mr Rodgers. Instead, by saying "WILL you be my neighbor," I'm not copying him. See? I make everything better.

[offa]

His name happened to be Mr. Rogers.

You just can't win.

[cocco]

I can win. Want to know how?

My icons are cooler than yours.

And for your information, when I liked mr Rogers, I didn't know how to spell. So put that in your SUV and drive it, bi0tch!

[offa]

I don't have an SUV. I have a razor scooter.

Yes, your icons are COOLER than mine, but mine are SEXIER. Mm.

[cocco]

Are you kidding me? The day your icons are sexier than my Johnny Depp icons is the day I turn into that 12 year old chinese child genius kid who doesn't like oprah or harry potter but wants to be a doctor so he can cut people up.

[offa]

Puffity puff puff. Sexy is in the eye of the beholder.

Okay, I guess Johnny Depp is sexier than Jack Wild. BUT!

What's this about a Chinese kid? He sounds intriguing.

[cocco]

Are you kidding me? The day your icons are sexier than my Johnny Depp icons is the day I turn into that 12 year old chinese child genius kid who doesn't like oprah or harry potter but wants to be a doctor so he can cut people up.

[offa]

Hey now. I actually want to be a doctor... that cuts people up. Erm.

And I despise Oprah with... despisition.