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So I just had a conversation about shit.
xSugarKitty666x: sicko.
Auto response from SkvGISM: pooping
SkvGISM: hey
SkvGISM: you know
SkvGISM: everyone poops
SkvGISM: ok?
xSugarKitty666x: yeah but who's like
xSugarKitty666x: "hey guys, i'm pooping"
xSugarKitty666x: ahah
SkvGISM: ummm
SkvGISM: me
SkvGISM: haha
SkvGISM: its a great topic starter
xSugarKitty666x: yeah it is. i mean c'mon
xSugarKitty666x: it will drag out a long conversation on how pooping is
xSugarKitty666x: just look right now
SkvGISM: haha
SkvGISM: it is
SkvGISM: see
xSugarKitty666x: so how was that pooping suth?
SkvGISM: we are about to have a grand conversation
SkvGISM: about shit
SkvGISM: literally
xSugarKitty666x: fo'rizzal
SkvGISM: so yeah
xSugarKitty666x: so how was that shitting?
SkvGISM: how many sheets of paper do you use?
SkvGISM: like the individual squares
xSugarKitty666x: enough to get the job done of coarse
xSugarKitty666x: how many do you use?
SkvGISM: well
SkvGISM: I just pull a whole thing of it
SkvGISM: crumble it real fast
SkvGISM: then like wipe my asshole
xSugarKitty666x: do you crinkle it or fold it neatly
xSugarKitty666x: HAHAHAH
SkvGISM: I tried to fold it neatly
xSugarKitty666x: that killed me hahah
SkvGISM: but thats to time consuming
SkvGISM: and I get numb
xSugarKitty666x: yeah i mean crumpling is way faster
SkvGISM: uhh
SkvGISM: duh?
SkvGISM: so like
SkvGISM: after
SkvGISM: do you spray air freshener?
SkvGISM: I do
xSugarKitty666x: yeah well it depends on situation
xSugarKitty666x: if its smelly or no
SkvGISM: do you ever get like
SkvGISM: ghost shit
SkvGISM: like
SkvGISM: you shit it
xSugarKitty666x: and whee you are located, if your at school. haha
SkvGISM: and wipe
SkvGISM: and nothing shows up?
SkvGISM: and this brings me to my next point
SkvGISM: do you look at the paper after yo wipe?
xSugarKitty666x: DUDE
xSugarKitty666x: hahah
xSugarKitty666x: i try not to, because thats rather nasty.
xSugarKitty666x: and i kind of get sicked by the fact of looking at my own poop on a crnkly little paperthing about 1" from my hand
xSugarKitty666x: hah
xSugarKitty666x: if that
SkvGISM: yeah
SkvGISM: well
SkvGISM: it is touching your hand, the paper is
SkvGISM: so like not 1" at all
xSugarKitty666x: true
xSugarKitty666x: its like right there
SkvGISM: do you like
SkvGISM: turn on the vent while you poop?
SkvGISM: it helps drain the stinky
xSugarKitty666x: i don't have a vent in my bathroom per say, but if there was one i'd turn on the vent for sure
xSugarKitty666x: because stink is bad
xSugarKitty666x: exspecially if someone needs the bathroom right after you, because then they know that you were pooping a smelly poop.
SkvGISM: I used to open the door of the bathroom to be able to watch TV and shit at the same time
SkvGISM: but I've stopped
SkvGISM: because like
SkvGISM: the downstairs bathroom and the TV are like
SkvGISM: across perfect from each other
xSugarKitty666x: what would you watch.
xSugarKitty666x: haha
xSugarKitty666x: yeah i used to do that as well
xSugarKitty666x: your not alone
SkvGISM: HAHA
SkvGISM: umm
SkvGISM: like
SkvGISM: nikelodean
SkvGISM: and shit
SkvGISM: haha
SkvGISM: literally
xSugarKitty666x: hahahahaha
xSugarKitty666x: yeah i watch like foodnetwork
xSugarKitty666x: haha
xSugarKitty666x: jk
SkvGISM: I eat while shitting
SkvGISM: you?
xSugarKitty666x: nah, i think its odd. but i might eat, poop,, then eat again
xSugarKitty666x: if i'm not finished my food
SkvGISM: for me
SkvGISM: it started small
SkvGISM: like fruit snacks, gushers, etc.
SkvGISM: now its chips and dip
SkvGISM: and chicken
SkvGISM: and I also do my homework sometimes
xSugarKitty666x: how long does it take fo ryou
xSugarKitty666x: lol
SkvGISM: whille
SkvGISM: well*
SkvGISM: it depends
SkvGISM: see
SkvGISM: I used to take like
SkvGISM: hour long shits
SkvGISM: because I read magazines
SkvGISM: and I think
xSugarKitty666x: it takes me about wel
SkvGISM: shitting is the only time you read magazines the most
xSugarKitty666x: haha your gonna laugh at me
xSugarKitty666x: guess how long it takes me
SkvGISM: I took a 3 hour one before
SkvGISM: now its like 10 minutes max
xSugarKitty666x: !! 3 hours !!
xSugarKitty666x: it takes me about 1 minute
xSugarKitty666x: literally
SkvGISM: yeah I was puking at the same time
SkvGISM: well du
SkvGISM: h
xSugarKitty666x: no one knows if peed or pood
SkvGISM: you have a vagina
SkvGISM: it like
SkvGISM: helps or something
SkvGISM: like its size is doubled
xSugarKitty666x: hahaha how does that work
xSugarKitty666x: hah
SkvGISM: becuase it stretches all the way over the the butt
SkvGISM: I think
SkvGISM: does it?
xSugarKitty666x: haha yeah, but why would that change pooping habbits
xSugarKitty666x: haha
SkvGISM: no I mean like
SkvGISM: the speed of which the shit comes out
xSugarKitty666x: haha
xSugarKitty666x: my speed is regular
xSugarKitty666x: yep.
SkvGISM: so...
xSugarKitty666x: haha so...
SkvGISM: how do you like the smeel
SkvGISM: smell*
SkvGISM: is it good?
xSugarKitty666x: no, i don't enjoy any smell of poop at all
xSugarKitty666x: you?
SkvGISM: nah
SkvGISM: not really
xSugarKitty666x: k good. because that would be weird if you did
xSugarKitty666x: hah