Sexy Opinion: Travel

Jun 17, 2006 15:32

Travel as a concept is pretty cool. Basically, the idea is that you start out in one place, and then you go somewhere else. Sometimes you come back and sometimes you die. It's sort of a gamble. That's why a lot of people like it. Look at how many people are in casinos at Las Vegas. They don't all live there. They traveled.

probably they're hoping not to die, though.

I personally have done a lot of traveling, both domestic and abroad. I only died a couple of times, so I'm probably luckier than most. Still, it was an excellent experience and I highly recommend it for anybody who wants to give it a try. You might want to start out light, going down to the store for a coffee. Probably you won't die. It's not a very big trip.

After you've gotten enough practice, try traveling somewhere you haven't been before. Another country usually works. If you're not very adventurous, you might go to canada. You're still not very likely to die over there (but stay away from any moose; you don't want to push your luck). Or if you've become jaded by all the trips to the store you've taken and you no longer consider it actual travel unless you cross a body of water, you could go to england. You're still not very likely to die (but stay away from any moose you find. Also the chavs. In general, the chavs walk upright, but that's only a general rule and is rife with exceptions).

Eventually, you'll be a good enough traveler to go somewhere where they don't speak your language. This will mean, by the way, that there is chance you will die. Be careful. Don't do anything stupid.

and seriously, stay away from mooses. They're a right bunch of bastards.
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