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An email my friend Ryan sent me (you don't want to know why):
ok, if i remember correctly i remember one question that made you uncomfortable. we were sitting there in trixies playing chess. andy and james where also there. and somehow the subject of talking about masturbating came up and you said "nobody talks about doing that if they do it." so then i reply with "Oh really.... HEY ANDY DO YOU MASTURBATE?!" Andy then reply's with "Oh yeah all the time." a man rolling his ciggarette goes "I do to it lowers your blood pressure." and then i look at you and you turn all red and go "WELL I DONT TALK BOUT MY 'MIDNIGHT EXCURSIONS!" and i go, "oh so you do masturbate?" you go "I never said that!" "Really, are you sure?" "CAN WE PLEASE JUST TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?!" "*sigh* Ok Julia"
So my question as lame as it may be (it was the only thing i could remember) is.....
Julia, do you masturbate?
(lots of lawling)
ok, if i remember correctly i remember one question that made you uncomfortable. we were sitting there in trixies playing chess. andy and james where also there. and somehow the subject of talking about masturbating came up and you said "nobody talks about doing that if they do it." so then i reply with "Oh really.... HEY ANDY DO YOU MASTURBATE?!" Andy then reply's with "Oh yeah all the time." a man rolling his ciggarette goes "I do to it lowers your blood pressure." and then i look at you and you turn all red and go "WELL I DONT TALK BOUT MY 'MIDNIGHT EXCURSIONS!" and i go, "oh so you do masturbate?" you go "I never said that!" "Really, are you sure?" "CAN WE PLEASE JUST TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?!" "*sigh* Ok Julia"
So my question as lame as it may be (it was the only thing i could remember) is.....
Julia, do you masturbate?
(lots of lawling)