What if Panic had teenage kids?! [Trailer]
Hi, faithful readers, and the not-so-faithful/who-the-hell-are-you readers! My name is Cobra Pandemic. I'm this girl. And I'm black. (Someone asked me once and so, there you go.) I'm 18. From Tampa, Florida. I am a Cobra by night and by day, I'm a Panda. Named Patrick.
You can call me, Coby!
On another note, I know a lot (Or none) of you wonder how I came up with my username. Well, I'm in love with Cobra Starship. Bam! (Nasty Nate is my lover) And my favorite animal? Pandas! So I put the two together and got Cobra Pandemic.
-_- Don't look at me that way, it made sense when I created this account.
Uh, as you may or not know, I'm currently in the process of writing this awesome Rydon ghost!fic. Which I am kind of blocked on at the moment. So, give it time, guys. But, in the mean time I have to pitch this new idea. So... Here it is. It's a Future!Fic centered around Brendon, Ryan, Jon and Spencer's children. So, go check out my little synopsis! Love you lots!
Duh-Winning,
Coby P.
This is the story of five kids. Tas, Blaise, Jace, Lux and Cadence. These five kids were raised by former band, Panic! At the Disco. (And friends. So basically all of Fueled By Ramen and Decaydance.)
Of the five, the oldest is Tas. Son of Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross. Tas came about early in Panic's career and was kept secret from the public until he was 3 years old.
Name: Tas Michael Ross
DOB: November 20, 2006
Carried by: Brendon B. Urie
Age: 19
Bio: Oldest of the five teens known as the Panic!kids. Tas is seen to be the most like Brendon because of his happy-go-lucky, always-has-to-hug-you, gay-and-doesn't-care-who-knows ways. When Tas was four, he was diagnosed with Bi-Polar disorder. Of course, he'll tell you he's more manic than depressive but anyone close to him knows it's a fifty-fifty split. He is convinced that his Uncle Pete is actually a vampire and will stick by his accusations. “So, like, fuck you non-believers.” He likes to take on huge responsibilities, such as taking care of the other four Panic!kids while the parents are away. He has Brendon's flamboyant attitude and beautiful voice and Ryan's knack for settling conflicts and being alert in stressful situations. He aspire to be a famous singer like his father. In one word? Amusing.
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Sister to Tas and fourth oldest, is Blaise. (Pronounced BLAZE). Blaise came about 3 years after older brother, Tas, during a tour in mid-2009. Is known around town as “Baby Brendon” for her striking similarities to her father.
Name: Blaise Adrienne Ross
DOB: April 10, 2010
Carried by: Brendon B. Urie
Age: 16
Bio: This is not a girl you want to fuck with. Raised under the influence of her Uncle Gabe, Blaise Ross is a fiesty, no-shit-taking teen. She's a bit of a cam-whore like her daddy once was and is always being chastised by older brother, Tas. She rarely listens or obeys rules. Is constantly getting into trouble in school. Known widely around their small Vegas town as “The girl that punched Pete Wentz's son in the face.” Could be called a daddy's girl...if by daddy you mean Ryan. Has a strong bond with daddy, Ryan Ross. Weak bond with father, Brendon Urie. If asked why she dislikes her father, she might slap you or tell you to fuck off. Although she is quite unruly, she is a loyal sister, cousin and daughter. She would never betray her family. Has a rivalry going with older cousin, Lux. While her older brother aspires to sing like his father, Blaise aspires to be a porn star. In a word? Dangerous.
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The second and third oldest and twins of Spencer Smith and Jon Walker, Jace and Lux. These two were conceived in 2008 when Panic was on a break. Very much planned. Spencer and Jon love these kids with all of their heart despite the nasty rumors going around Vegas of the dynamic duo's late night escapades.
Name(s): Jace Jacob Walker and Lux Belle Walker
DOB: March 10, 2009 (Three minutes apart)
Carried by: Spencer J. Smith
Age(s): 17
Bio: Oh, the twins. What can be said about these two? Well, for one, they are not some freaky incestual couple. They're just close. It's how they were raised. Ever since the day they were born they've been inseparable, connected at the hip, two peas in a pod, whatever. You get it. They can finish each others sentences and speak without words. At around 2 years old is when they started to develop actual differences. Up until then, Spencer and Jon had trouble telling the two apart. This caused for a lot of confusion when diaper changing time came around.
Of course, the twins are not all cute and cuddles. These two are the sneakiest of the Panic!kids. You can catch them at adult parties every weekend, doing lines, drinking and getting loaded out of their minds. Yes, at first glance they seem innocent but you can't judge this book by it's clean and shiny cover. They're in no way, shape or form nice. As Tas says, they're the “Douchey-Duo”.
Jace, the oldest of the twins by three minutes, is somewhat of a brooding loner. He's usual quiet and to himself. At a party he's usually the wall flower until he's had a couple lines in him. He doesn't generally converse with anyone that isn't Lux or his parents and even then. He has a girlfriend, Becca, that constantly cheats on him without his knowledge. Only his favorite cousin and party-animal, Bronx, knows of this and has yet to tell Jace. Jace is more like his father, Jon than his Daddy, Spencer. He has a very laid back, whatever happens-happens attitude similar to Jon's. Tas is known to just go with the flow when it comes to the schemes his sister cooks up. You could say he's the lesser of two douches. He has no immediate career goals other than wanting to get out of Vegas as soon as possible. With or without his twin sister. In a word? Lost.
Lux, the younger of the twins, is the perfect suburban girl in the eyes of her parents and uncles. In the eyes of her cousins? Not so much. Lux, unlike feisty cousin Blaise, is down right mean. She's head cheerleader and prides herself on being better than everyone else. Blaise is co-captain and usually the one to be noticed by boys (and the occasional girl). This causes for a rivalry like no other between the two, once close, cousins. She'll deny it, but Lux is probably the most likely to betray a family member. Lux has a close relationship with her fathers and is the perfect example of faux-innocence. In a word? Conniving.
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The final and youngest of the five, Cadence. Cadence is a bit of a mystery to everyone that knows her. She showed up on Ryan's door step on a summer day in 2012. To this day it is believed that she is the result of a fling Ryan Ross had with a fan during tour.
Name: Cadence Rayne Gavin-Ross
DOB: July 7, 2012
Carried by: Unknown
Age: 14
Bio: Cadence Ross, formerly known as Cadence Gavin, is the youngest and the most misunderstood of the Panic!five. Cadence, born in Houston, is the product of a one night stand that Ryan had with a fan in late 2011 after a spat with Brendon. On August 2, 2012 Ryan came home to find a baby girl in a stroller and a short note that read:
A gift from Houston.
Along with the child's birth certificate without a mother's name.
Cadence was taken into the home of Ryan and Brendon with open arms. Brendon, although heartbroken at the knowledge of Ryan's cheating, raised Cadence as though he'd birthed her himself. And things were fine. It wasn't until late childhood when the problems started. Cadence was, for lack of a better term, hated by the other four Panic!kids. They don't want anything to do with her since she is “unwanted” and has no clue who her mother is. The only person that treats her with relative respect is her cousin and best friend Bandit. Cadence is mostly a gentle soul, loving to write music like her father. She aspires to move far away from her family and become a famous author. In a word? Underdog.
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AN: Alright so there it is. Kind of a badly written trailer for you to look at. First let me say, YES, Tas is physically based off of Youtube star, Anthony Padilla of Smosh. I thought he fit the role well.
Um, anyway...I have to go. So let me know in a comment if you like this idea. And yes, I know, this has typos out the ass but it's unbetaed. Sooooo, yeah. I'm gonna stop rambling now.
Coby P, out!