Eat it bitch!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I set i_go_pogo's puppy on fire (-66 points). In May I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last week I broke porry_roo's X-Box (-12 points). In August I helped jupitergrrlie hide a body (-173 points). In January I bought porn for tehguy (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-242 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
cobradeth