A Real Man's Energy Drink
Got this from a friend back East...enjoy!
*For Educational Purposes only. This author is not licensed to practice medicine in the State of New Jersey. Any attempt to seek damages will be met with the best lawyers Hoboken has to offer. Be Afraid.*
Ingredients:
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1 gatordadetm jug...allsporttm and poweradetm are for the weak of balls.
0 alcohol don't be that way, really. if you want to get with her, treat her nice...weird I know, but works wonders
6 parts scoops of gatordade mix of choice...if are you really andventuresome, mix flavors.
1 Losttm energy drink. the red can. with the biker chik on the top right. not the orange one. the red one. 16 oz of hyperactivity right there!
1 Drugs
0 Illegal no you cannot make / bake 'pot punch' only works when stoned, and then well, its still just in your head, mon
11 Legal Aka 'supplements' these are your friend. If it says 'ephedra' on the label, instead opt for the ever popular rusty razor blade...rockstars don't do ephedra...failed baseball players do...i mean i would if i never got past
second base...
8 Vitamin B complex, capsules...break open the capsules and dissolve those babies!
3 Potassium Stearate, tablets, crush in to granular, powder if you don't have ADHD / any other source of white power...
4 Juice -- its good for you! listen to your mom! i did!
1 White Cranberry Juice -- look hard you can find it!
2 Mango Juice -- nectar is great but more expensive
3 aPricoT nectar...i used to get wired on this stuff all the time as a kid....the big metal cans are the way to go....
4 Pineapple juice -- this is important -- at least 70 pc real pineapple juice...don't fall for that 'juice cocktail' farce
1 Big Ole wooden spoon -- stir it all together and drink from the spigot. if your cooler doesn't have a spigot, well, I'm sorry but DO not pass GO, DO not collect $200.
K there you have it now grabs some buddies, have a cup or two...(cut the top of a Fiji water bottle...really cool and practical) and then your usually good for you're activiting of random choice.
Don't do anything stupid on this stuff...don't let the rush get past your obviously impeccable interpersonal skils.
Personally I enjoy sitting in my room and eating the wooden spoon to unwind a little...but hey...to each his own!
*For Educational Purposes only. This author is not licensed to practice medicine in the State of New Jersey. Any attempt to seek damages will be met with the best lawyers Hoboken has to offer. Be Afraid.*
Ingredients:
format:
quantity description comment
1 gatordadetm jug...allsporttm and poweradetm are for the weak of balls.
0 alcohol don't be that way, really. if you want to get with her, treat her nice...weird I know, but works wonders
6 parts scoops of gatordade mix of choice...if are you really andventuresome, mix flavors.
1 Losttm energy drink. the red can. with the biker chik on the top right. not the orange one. the red one. 16 oz of hyperactivity right there!
1 Drugs
0 Illegal no you cannot make / bake 'pot punch' only works when stoned, and then well, its still just in your head, mon
11 Legal Aka 'supplements' these are your friend. If it says 'ephedra' on the label, instead opt for the ever popular rusty razor blade...rockstars don't do ephedra...failed baseball players do...i mean i would if i never got past
second base...
8 Vitamin B complex, capsules...break open the capsules and dissolve those babies!
3 Potassium Stearate, tablets, crush in to granular, powder if you don't have ADHD / any other source of white power...
4 Juice -- its good for you! listen to your mom! i did!
1 White Cranberry Juice -- look hard you can find it!
2 Mango Juice -- nectar is great but more expensive
3 aPricoT nectar...i used to get wired on this stuff all the time as a kid....the big metal cans are the way to go....
4 Pineapple juice -- this is important -- at least 70 pc real pineapple juice...don't fall for that 'juice cocktail' farce
1 Big Ole wooden spoon -- stir it all together and drink from the spigot. if your cooler doesn't have a spigot, well, I'm sorry but DO not pass GO, DO not collect $200.
K there you have it now grabs some buddies, have a cup or two...(cut the top of a Fiji water bottle...really cool and practical) and then your usually good for you're activiting of random choice.
Don't do anything stupid on this stuff...don't let the rush get past your obviously impeccable interpersonal skils.
Personally I enjoy sitting in my room and eating the wooden spoon to unwind a little...but hey...to each his own!