dinner time convos
Me: sally had to leave work early today b/c she had cramps so bad she was throwing up
Mom: poor thing, is she on the pill?
Me: ummm no.... way to make this the most acward pizza conersation ever.
Mom: no no no it can help with periods. but are yall being safe?
Me (oh man there is no way to answer this question well): yes
Mom: thats good, and its not a supprise your haveing sex.... David kyles haveing sex!!!!!!
5 min later...
Mom: sooo... what are yall useing for protection
Me: condoms......
Dad: is it (the sex) good?
5 min later...
Mom: i'm proud of you for being safe. so where do you buy your condoms? hehehehe
yeah that was funny weird stuff. hopefully you can learn a lesson from this. that lesson never ever talk to your parents.
Mom: poor thing, is she on the pill?
Me: ummm no.... way to make this the most acward pizza conersation ever.
Mom: no no no it can help with periods. but are yall being safe?
Me (oh man there is no way to answer this question well): yes
Mom: thats good, and its not a supprise your haveing sex.... David kyles haveing sex!!!!!!
5 min later...
Mom: sooo... what are yall useing for protection
Me: condoms......
Dad: is it (the sex) good?
5 min later...
Mom: i'm proud of you for being safe. so where do you buy your condoms? hehehehe
yeah that was funny weird stuff. hopefully you can learn a lesson from this. that lesson never ever talk to your parents.