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Today:
(1.) Woke up thinking today was saturday. Fucking bummer.
(2.) Gave Mr. Reneau the gay version of the silent treatment.
(3.) Ate an eggroll.
(4.) Red-Rovered my ass off.
(5.) Laughed as others fell for the old "cupcakes at the fountain" trick. Silly bastards.
(6.) Abducted a twelve year old.
(7.) Dunked her in some water.
(8.) Corrupted her mind.
(9.) Drove the bitch home.
(10.) Got terribly high. "Foh Re-uh nick-a!"
I could die happy. Or at least giggling.
(1.) Woke up thinking today was saturday. Fucking bummer.
(2.) Gave Mr. Reneau the gay version of the silent treatment.
(3.) Ate an eggroll.
(4.) Red-Rovered my ass off.
(5.) Laughed as others fell for the old "cupcakes at the fountain" trick. Silly bastards.
(6.) Abducted a twelve year old.
(7.) Dunked her in some water.
(8.) Corrupted her mind.
(9.) Drove the bitch home.
(10.) Got terribly high. "Foh Re-uh nick-a!"
I could die happy. Or at least giggling.