Every day I polish my revolver and shoot my head like a rockstar.
[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] I do my own laundry.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations.
[x] I think politics are exciting.
[] My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my friends.
Total: 5
[x] I show up for school and or work every day unless I'm sick.
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[] I've never gotten a detention.
[] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all. (What the hell does that even mean? Do you know what credibility means...?)
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up.
[x] I drink coffee at least once a week.
Total: 4
[x] I know how to run the dishwasher and or do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in Spanish.
[] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[x] My parents trust me.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[] I remember to water my plants. (My mom always takes them and switches them out so they don't die.)
[x] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school.
[x] I remember to feed my pets.
Total: 8
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[] The first thing I do when I wake up is get Diet Coke. (Disgusting. How the hell does that make you older?)
[] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said. (This survey sucks ass in its wording.)
[x] I can type fast. (Nice adverb.)
Total: 4
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex. (I'm a guy, let's be honest here. Not everyone, and not like fantasize, but things pop into your head.)
[] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. (That's a complete lie.)
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.
total: 2
[x] I do my own laundry.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations.
[x] I think politics are exciting.
[] My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my friends.
Total: 5
[x] I show up for school and or work every day unless I'm sick.
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[] I've never gotten a detention.
[] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all. (What the hell does that even mean? Do you know what credibility means...?)
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up.
[x] I drink coffee at least once a week.
Total: 4
[x] I know how to run the dishwasher and or do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in Spanish.
[] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[x] My parents trust me.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[] I remember to water my plants. (My mom always takes them and switches them out so they don't die.)
[x] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school.
[x] I remember to feed my pets.
Total: 8
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[] The first thing I do when I wake up is get Diet Coke. (Disgusting. How the hell does that make you older?)
[] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said. (This survey sucks ass in its wording.)
[x] I can type fast. (Nice adverb.)
Total: 4
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex. (I'm a guy, let's be honest here. Not everyone, and not like fantasize, but things pop into your head.)
[] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. (That's a complete lie.)
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.
total: 2