Jessica's Recipe for Pain
- First you take one cup spraining-your-foot.
- Then add a dash of going-to-a-dance-2-days-later.
- Mix in a spoonful of going-clubbing-the-following-evening.
- Sprinkle with a pinch of getting-a-TB-test.
- Top it off with a dash of getting-sick (AGAIN).
- Enjoy. (OR NOT.)