Daily Bluethings
16:57 Effort with brother during wedding reception: proper english titles to hip-hop songs. Example: Your infant has a spine.
16:58 Can the authentic skinny guy of questionable morals please stop sitting?
16:59 I'm returning attractiveness.
17:00 Oh no. I repeated my previous action.
17:02 Please smack me around again.
17:03 What person released those canines?
17:08 Go, lady of suspect morality, I wish you removed from my path.
17:10 I have many affairs in completely separate telephone directories.
17:17 The action I wish to perform is (sound of trigger being pulled, gunpowder igniting, bullet leaving barrel at high velocity, repeated quadruple)
17:21 If you happened to enjoy that, why did you not place an exensive symbol of union on it?
17:48 My dessert dairy beverage gets all the adolescent males to the front of my establishment.
17:51 Move your hindquarters of a bird in an up and down motion, would you?
17:54 Quiver in a similar manner to the vigorous flapping used to dry the output of an instant camera.
18:26 Beneath my collapsible rain cover (over over over over er er er er...)
18:33 I say, it's quite humid in here. Would you mind removing some or most of your apparel?
(Edited later for brevity and spelling)
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