I've got something to tell you...
Look, everybody, I'm tired of hiding. I'm tired of pretending to be something that I'm not. It's time for me to come out of the closet.
I am a mammal.
There, I said it. I know a lot of you probably suspected, because I haven't always done a good job of hiding it. But I'm tired of hiding it at all. I just want to be myself.
There are a few things about being a mammal that I want you all to know:
1. Mammals have hair. Aside from my head, hair also grows on my legs, armpits, pubic region, and in that little space between my eyebrows. Can we still be friends?
2. Mammals nurse their young. This means I have breasts, with nipples on them. Sometimes when it's cold, my nipples get hard. Say hi to them next time they peek out, because I'm not trying to conceal this fact any longer.
3. Female mammals have a menstrual cycle. About 1/4 of my life, I have a wad of cotton shoved up my cooter. These wads of cotton are no longer a secret.
That is all. I hope you all will accept me for who I am.
I am a mammal.
There, I said it. I know a lot of you probably suspected, because I haven't always done a good job of hiding it. But I'm tired of hiding it at all. I just want to be myself.
There are a few things about being a mammal that I want you all to know:
1. Mammals have hair. Aside from my head, hair also grows on my legs, armpits, pubic region, and in that little space between my eyebrows. Can we still be friends?
2. Mammals nurse their young. This means I have breasts, with nipples on them. Sometimes when it's cold, my nipples get hard. Say hi to them next time they peek out, because I'm not trying to conceal this fact any longer.
3. Female mammals have a menstrual cycle. About 1/4 of my life, I have a wad of cotton shoved up my cooter. These wads of cotton are no longer a secret.
That is all. I hope you all will accept me for who I am.