an open letter
To: Inconsiderate Caltrain riders
Re: this afternoon
If you ABSOLUTELY CANNOT WAIT and MUST GET ON RIGHT NOW, to the extent that you don't give me any room to get my bike off the bike car, don't complain when I have to go through you. If you are literally pushing past me while I try to exit the damned train, don't get huffy when you end up taking a handlebar in the arm or a wheel in the leg. There's a reason they have notices running on all the overhead signs to Have A Little Courtesy Please AND LET PEOPLE GET OFF THE TRAIN BEFORE YOU TRY TO BOARD.
Enjoy that chain grease, you inconsiderate douchebags.
Love,
Me
Re: this afternoon
If you ABSOLUTELY CANNOT WAIT and MUST GET ON RIGHT NOW, to the extent that you don't give me any room to get my bike off the bike car, don't complain when I have to go through you. If you are literally pushing past me while I try to exit the damned train, don't get huffy when you end up taking a handlebar in the arm or a wheel in the leg. There's a reason they have notices running on all the overhead signs to Have A Little Courtesy Please AND LET PEOPLE GET OFF THE TRAIN BEFORE YOU TRY TO BOARD.
Enjoy that chain grease, you inconsiderate douchebags.
Love,
Me