Upon Finding a Pair of Tora's Pantsu in a Hotel Room While on Tour -- alice nine., Drabble
Title: Upon Finding a Pair of Tora's Pantsu in a Hotel Room While on Tour
Author: cobalt_27
Rating: PG-14
Genre: Humour...I tired.
Summary: Shou finds a pair of Tora's panties while unpacking in a hotel room…the rest of alice nine. becomes confused as to why Tora owns this specific pair.
Author's Note: Complete crack stemmed from writing gay things about alice nine. in 17th Century Non-Dramatic Literature…yes, this is what I do in University. P.S. Pantsu is not Engrish for pants. In Japanese pantsu means male underwear. Panti is female underwear…zubon is pants in Japanese.
Disclaimer: I do not own or have any claim to alice nine. (アリス九號.) its members, logos or its affiliations; they belong to PS Company and themselves. However, alice nine. does own my body, spirit, and mind, and whatever else they may stake claim on, though I highly doubt they are aware of this.
Word Count: Approx. 506
"What in the hell are these?" Shou asked as he held up a pair of black bikini cut male panties with hot pink lace trimming. Shou flipped them around so his friends could see the hot pink bow and the word "tiger" written in hot pink in English letters.
Nao's high pitched cackle-giggle filled the room, "Saga I knew you were kinky but-"
"Those aren't mine," Saga deadpanned.
"They're not Hiroto's," Shou started while Hiroto, who stood next to the vocalist, shook his head rigorously. "All of his are Spiderman," Shou continued in his boyfriend's defense.
"Well, they're not mine," Nao commented. "I think my butt's a little too big for those."
"Yeah, but we like your butt, Pooh-san," Saga appreciatively tapped Nao's round, yet firm, buttocks.
"They're not mine," Shou wrinkled his nose at the thought. Pink was so not his colour.
"Then…they must be," Saga rounded on the only member of alice nine. who hadn't spoken since Shou's discovery of the panties.
"TORA?!" The remaining four members of alice nine. stared incredulously at the silent guitarist.
The tiger's cheeks were flushed crimson and his gaze never moved from inspecting the lint balls on the carpeted floor.
"Tora, are these yours?" Shou asked with eyes wide as he held out the panties.
Tora practically ripped the proffered undergarment out of Shou's firm grasp and stuffed it into one of his open bags.
"Omigaud!" Hiroto squealed. "Tora-shi…I had no idea you wore-"
"Shut-up."
The four members of alice nine. who weren't blushing profusely could feel the heat wave coming off of Tora's face as his cheeks managed to redden even more.
"But where did you get them?" Nao asked through his laughter.
"They were a gift," Tora's tight-lipped response served to push the other members over the edge and they erupted into a massive fit of giggles, clutching desperately at their sides as their eyes leaked with mirth.
"Fuck off!" Tora growled, but no one could take a red faced tiger seriously.
"Man, you have just lost all of your mystery and machismos," Saga managed to say after his giggling had somewhat quieted.
"They were a gift from who?" Shou pressed as his laughter stilled.
The cornered tiger paused for a moment not wanting to answer but knowing he didn't have a choice in the matter; for his friends would pester him and pester him until he, in the most embarrassed state imaginable, reluctantly relinquished the information.
Tora squinted his eyes shut, steeling himself for the laughter he knew would ensue as soon as he gave up the name they were dying to hear.
"Who's it from?" Nao questioned somewhat impatiently. Curiosity was killing the bear.
"Uh," Tora groaned as he dragged his hand down his face trying to stall his impending doom. "It was a gift from Akiya."
Some twelve feet down the hallway of room 492, an old lady was startled and dropped her cane as raucous laughter exploded with the strength of five-million fireworks.
Tora was never going to live this down.
Owari.
Author: cobalt_27
Rating: PG-14
Genre: Humour...I tired.
Summary: Shou finds a pair of Tora's panties while unpacking in a hotel room…the rest of alice nine. becomes confused as to why Tora owns this specific pair.
Author's Note: Complete crack stemmed from writing gay things about alice nine. in 17th Century Non-Dramatic Literature…yes, this is what I do in University. P.S. Pantsu is not Engrish for pants. In Japanese pantsu means male underwear. Panti is female underwear…zubon is pants in Japanese.
Disclaimer: I do not own or have any claim to alice nine. (アリス九號.) its members, logos or its affiliations; they belong to PS Company and themselves. However, alice nine. does own my body, spirit, and mind, and whatever else they may stake claim on, though I highly doubt they are aware of this.
Word Count: Approx. 506
"What in the hell are these?" Shou asked as he held up a pair of black bikini cut male panties with hot pink lace trimming. Shou flipped them around so his friends could see the hot pink bow and the word "tiger" written in hot pink in English letters.
Nao's high pitched cackle-giggle filled the room, "Saga I knew you were kinky but-"
"Those aren't mine," Saga deadpanned.
"They're not Hiroto's," Shou started while Hiroto, who stood next to the vocalist, shook his head rigorously. "All of his are Spiderman," Shou continued in his boyfriend's defense.
"Well, they're not mine," Nao commented. "I think my butt's a little too big for those."
"Yeah, but we like your butt, Pooh-san," Saga appreciatively tapped Nao's round, yet firm, buttocks.
"They're not mine," Shou wrinkled his nose at the thought. Pink was so not his colour.
"Then…they must be," Saga rounded on the only member of alice nine. who hadn't spoken since Shou's discovery of the panties.
"TORA?!" The remaining four members of alice nine. stared incredulously at the silent guitarist.
The tiger's cheeks were flushed crimson and his gaze never moved from inspecting the lint balls on the carpeted floor.
"Tora, are these yours?" Shou asked with eyes wide as he held out the panties.
Tora practically ripped the proffered undergarment out of Shou's firm grasp and stuffed it into one of his open bags.
"Omigaud!" Hiroto squealed. "Tora-shi…I had no idea you wore-"
"Shut-up."
The four members of alice nine. who weren't blushing profusely could feel the heat wave coming off of Tora's face as his cheeks managed to redden even more.
"But where did you get them?" Nao asked through his laughter.
"They were a gift," Tora's tight-lipped response served to push the other members over the edge and they erupted into a massive fit of giggles, clutching desperately at their sides as their eyes leaked with mirth.
"Fuck off!" Tora growled, but no one could take a red faced tiger seriously.
"Man, you have just lost all of your mystery and machismos," Saga managed to say after his giggling had somewhat quieted.
"They were a gift from who?" Shou pressed as his laughter stilled.
The cornered tiger paused for a moment not wanting to answer but knowing he didn't have a choice in the matter; for his friends would pester him and pester him until he, in the most embarrassed state imaginable, reluctantly relinquished the information.
Tora squinted his eyes shut, steeling himself for the laughter he knew would ensue as soon as he gave up the name they were dying to hear.
"Who's it from?" Nao questioned somewhat impatiently. Curiosity was killing the bear.
"Uh," Tora groaned as he dragged his hand down his face trying to stall his impending doom. "It was a gift from Akiya."
Some twelve feet down the hallway of room 492, an old lady was startled and dropped her cane as raucous laughter exploded with the strength of five-million fireworks.
Tora was never going to live this down.
Owari.