Silly Warcraft Sues-fiction...
Coalbane: Omg. Jill >_>
Ironjill: hm?
Coalbane: So.. I just read the most retarded WoW fanfic
Ironjill: Oh I've done that
Coalbane: XD
Coalbane: Okay.. half-human/belf
Ironjill: mhmmm
Coalbane: err.. maybe it's more belf than human
Ironjill: haha
Coalbane: ANYWAY story starts of with her in Scryers tower, seemingly just having killed her father
Coalbane: talks to a guildee about going to Netherstorm, her guildee goes "O NOES be careful in Netherstorm, there's been many kidnappings". Of course she's all "its cool nothing me and my other guildee, a warlock cant handle"
Ironjill: fff
Coalbane: Ok. So they are now in Netherstorm, and BAM out appears Kael'thas with his Fel Blood Knights going "BAWHAHA I have you know my pretties!"
Ironjill: lolol
Coalbane: She and the warlock are separated, Paladin cries "Dont hurt my guildee! I'll do anything!!" Kael' goes, "Okay tell me your name, paladin, or I'll have to insult you all day"
Ironjill: fffffff
Coalbane: So she reluctantly caves and all " My names Avila (wtfever I dontrecall)". Kael'thas eyes her over and is like, "Ugh youre a half-elf how the hell are you a soldier of the Horde.. Arent you normally servants or something?
Coalbane: Suddenly all her guild is outside Kael's place going "Wtf dude we want our bitches"
Ironjill: fff
Coalbane: Kael threatens to have his army kill them all, the Paladin whines "Nooo let them and the warlock live! I'll stay here in their place..."
Coalbane: SUDDENLY!
Coalbane: Suddenly, the paladin and Kael' have know one another for years!
Ironjill: ...wtf
Coalbane: And sure and shit, Kael' starts professing how his miss her and shit.
Coalbane: Yeah.. that was my reaction
Ironjill: wow
Coalbane: They play catchup and whatever, as the paladin beats herself over how wrong it is to love the Traitor prince
Coalbane: WHEN SUDDENLY
Coalbane: BAM.. in a poof of smoke the Lich King and his lady come storming in. going "Kael' we missed you, let's catch up!"
Ironjill: what.
Coalbane: yup. Kael and Lich King, Arthas are "brahs"
Coalbane: I can't seriously even joke about the rest of the garbage she wrote.
Ironjill: haha
Coalbane: But something about telling Kael' that she man she killed in the beginning of the story was her human father, and he and his men raped her. The lady lover of Arthas, was another guildee. Then the Horde storms Kael's place, Arthas is all "I got dis!" and makes a scary face at the Horde army; who then retreat. Afterward the Paladin and Kael screw. The end.
Ironjill: lol wow
Coalbane: yeah, perhaps the most creative way I've seen lore killed.
Ironjill: xD Idk I read one where a druid healed Illidan
Ironjill: oh and he was a vampire
Ironjill: and they had sex and Malfurion showed up mid-coitus
Coalbane: -facepalm-
Ironjill: It was really, really bad
Coalbane: We should really make icons for horrible sue-fiction like this. Perhaps for this one it'll be "I told you about Arthas in Outlands visiting and having tea parties with Kael'thas"
Ironjill: XD
Ironjill: hm?
Coalbane: So.. I just read the most retarded WoW fanfic
Ironjill: Oh I've done that
Coalbane: XD
Coalbane: Okay.. half-human/belf
Ironjill: mhmmm
Coalbane: err.. maybe it's more belf than human
Ironjill: haha
Coalbane: ANYWAY story starts of with her in Scryers tower, seemingly just having killed her father
Coalbane: talks to a guildee about going to Netherstorm, her guildee goes "O NOES be careful in Netherstorm, there's been many kidnappings". Of course she's all "its cool nothing me and my other guildee, a warlock cant handle"
Ironjill: fff
Coalbane: Ok. So they are now in Netherstorm, and BAM out appears Kael'thas with his Fel Blood Knights going "BAWHAHA I have you know my pretties!"
Ironjill: lolol
Coalbane: She and the warlock are separated, Paladin cries "Dont hurt my guildee! I'll do anything!!" Kael' goes, "Okay tell me your name, paladin, or I'll have to insult you all day"
Ironjill: fffffff
Coalbane: So she reluctantly caves and all " My names Avila (wtfever I dontrecall)". Kael'thas eyes her over and is like, "Ugh youre a half-elf how the hell are you a soldier of the Horde.. Arent you normally servants or something?
Coalbane: Suddenly all her guild is outside Kael's place going "Wtf dude we want our bitches"
Ironjill: fff
Coalbane: Kael threatens to have his army kill them all, the Paladin whines "Nooo let them and the warlock live! I'll stay here in their place..."
Coalbane: SUDDENLY!
Coalbane: Suddenly, the paladin and Kael' have know one another for years!
Ironjill: ...wtf
Coalbane: And sure and shit, Kael' starts professing how his miss her and shit.
Coalbane: Yeah.. that was my reaction
Ironjill: wow
Coalbane: They play catchup and whatever, as the paladin beats herself over how wrong it is to love the Traitor prince
Coalbane: WHEN SUDDENLY
Coalbane: BAM.. in a poof of smoke the Lich King and his lady come storming in. going "Kael' we missed you, let's catch up!"
Ironjill: what.
Coalbane: yup. Kael and Lich King, Arthas are "brahs"
Coalbane: I can't seriously even joke about the rest of the garbage she wrote.
Ironjill: haha
Coalbane: But something about telling Kael' that she man she killed in the beginning of the story was her human father, and he and his men raped her. The lady lover of Arthas, was another guildee. Then the Horde storms Kael's place, Arthas is all "I got dis!" and makes a scary face at the Horde army; who then retreat. Afterward the Paladin and Kael screw. The end.
Ironjill: lol wow
Coalbane: yeah, perhaps the most creative way I've seen lore killed.
Ironjill: xD Idk I read one where a druid healed Illidan
Ironjill: oh and he was a vampire
Ironjill: and they had sex and Malfurion showed up mid-coitus
Coalbane: -facepalm-
Ironjill: It was really, really bad
Coalbane: We should really make icons for horrible sue-fiction like this. Perhaps for this one it'll be "I told you about Arthas in Outlands visiting and having tea parties with Kael'thas"
Ironjill: XD