IT'S WEIRD AL TIME!!!!!
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me/
It's time for us to join in the fight/
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys/
It's time to let the bedbugs bite/
You better put all your eggs in one basket/
You better count your chickens before they hatch/
You better sell some wine before it's time/
You better find yourself an itch to scratch/
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can/
While Mr. Wiffle's not around/
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan/
Talk/
With your mouth full/
Bite/
The hand that feeds you/
Bite/
Off more than you can chew/
What can you do/
Dare to be stupid
Take/
Some wooden nickles/
Look/
For Mr. Goodbar/
Get/
Your mojo working now
I'll show you how/
You can dare to be stupid/
You can turn the other cheek/
You can just give up the ship/
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip/
Dare to be stupid/
Come on and dare to be stupid/
It's so easy to do (dare to be stupid)/
We're all waiting for you/
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill so can I have a volunteer/
There's no more time for crying into spilt milk now it's time for crying into your beer/
Settle down raise a family join the PTA buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet/
Then party 'til you're broke and they drag you away it's okay/
You can dare to be stupid/
It's like spitting on a fish/
It's like barking up a tree/
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free/
Dare to be stupid (yes)/
Why don't you (dare to be stupid(/
It's so easy to do (dare to be stupid)/
We're all waiting for you (dare to be stupid)/
Burn your candle at both ends/
Look a gift horse in the mouth/
Mashed potatos can be your friends/
You can be a coffee achiever/
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver.
The future's up to you/
So what'cha gonna do/
What did I say (dare to be stupid)/
Tell me what did I say (dare to be stupid)/
It's alright (dare to be stupid)/
We can be stupid all right (dare to be stupid)/
Come on join the crowd (dare to be stupid)/
Shout it loud (dare to be stupid)/
I can't hear you (dare to be stupid)/
Okay I can hear you now (dare to be stupid)/
Let's go/
Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)/
Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)/
Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)/
Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)/
Dare to be stupid!!!
It's time for us to join in the fight/
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys/
It's time to let the bedbugs bite/
You better put all your eggs in one basket/
You better count your chickens before they hatch/
You better sell some wine before it's time/
You better find yourself an itch to scratch/
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can/
While Mr. Wiffle's not around/
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan/
Talk/
With your mouth full/
Bite/
The hand that feeds you/
Bite/
Off more than you can chew/
What can you do/
Dare to be stupid
Take/
Some wooden nickles/
Look/
For Mr. Goodbar/
Get/
Your mojo working now
I'll show you how/
You can dare to be stupid/
You can turn the other cheek/
You can just give up the ship/
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip/
Dare to be stupid/
Come on and dare to be stupid/
It's so easy to do (dare to be stupid)/
We're all waiting for you/
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill so can I have a volunteer/
There's no more time for crying into spilt milk now it's time for crying into your beer/
Settle down raise a family join the PTA buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet/
Then party 'til you're broke and they drag you away it's okay/
You can dare to be stupid/
It's like spitting on a fish/
It's like barking up a tree/
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free/
Dare to be stupid (yes)/
Why don't you (dare to be stupid(/
It's so easy to do (dare to be stupid)/
We're all waiting for you (dare to be stupid)/
Burn your candle at both ends/
Look a gift horse in the mouth/
Mashed potatos can be your friends/
You can be a coffee achiever/
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver.
The future's up to you/
So what'cha gonna do/
What did I say (dare to be stupid)/
Tell me what did I say (dare to be stupid)/
It's alright (dare to be stupid)/
We can be stupid all right (dare to be stupid)/
Come on join the crowd (dare to be stupid)/
Shout it loud (dare to be stupid)/
I can't hear you (dare to be stupid)/
Okay I can hear you now (dare to be stupid)/
Let's go/
Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)/
Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)/
Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)/
Dare to be stupid (dare to be stupid)/
Dare to be stupid!!!