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Dear Newbie Co-Workers,
No, you do not bag the bread with the cans and glass jars. I don't care that you want to save a bag. You NEVER bag bread with anything other than eggs, bananas, fragile noodles [egg noodles, lasagne noodles, etc.] or other bread! Yes, you can bag the Chips Ahoy! and Oreos with bread, as long as the bread is ON TOP. You were taught this in training were you not?
No, you may not whine about customers and how much they suck [especially Crabby Complains About Everything Lady and Crabby She Who Bags Her Own Groceries], that's why we warn you when they are in the store.
No, you may not keep your water glass behind Customer Service, you have to have a doctors note.
Seriously, you put the fruits and vegetables on the BOTTOM of the cart? Are you trying to get fired?
Whatever.
Sincerely,
Jen
No, you do not bag the bread with the cans and glass jars. I don't care that you want to save a bag. You NEVER bag bread with anything other than eggs, bananas, fragile noodles [egg noodles, lasagne noodles, etc.] or other bread! Yes, you can bag the Chips Ahoy! and Oreos with bread, as long as the bread is ON TOP. You were taught this in training were you not?
No, you may not whine about customers and how much they suck [especially Crabby Complains About Everything Lady and Crabby She Who Bags Her Own Groceries], that's why we warn you when they are in the store.
No, you may not keep your water glass behind Customer Service, you have to have a doctors note.
Seriously, you put the fruits and vegetables on the BOTTOM of the cart? Are you trying to get fired?
Whatever.
Sincerely,
Jen