Hygiene is key...
Hooray for Christmas!!! I got a gamecube with Smash Bros. Dodgeball DVD, hardback copy of JAWS, a tool set and other stuff. It was fun hanging out with my family, except my drunk step-uncle who just showed up, chained smoked, grabbed his gifts and left.
And now a tale from the ghost of Christmas past: My step-uncle,Arlen, did the same thing last year, except that last year he brought his girlfriend, who had a big tear in the back of her pants... and NO UNDERWEAR. So when they left to go get more smokes, my mom frantically grabbed the kitchen chairs that had the plastic over the seats and threw then in the living room, then she yelled at everyone to take up the rest of the seating before they got back.
All-n-all, it was a good Christmas, now I am looking forward to the big New Years Eve Party in Gresham. It's going to be bitching.
P.S. I've been wearing the same pants for five days straight now.
And now a tale from the ghost of Christmas past: My step-uncle,Arlen, did the same thing last year, except that last year he brought his girlfriend, who had a big tear in the back of her pants... and NO UNDERWEAR. So when they left to go get more smokes, my mom frantically grabbed the kitchen chairs that had the plastic over the seats and threw then in the living room, then she yelled at everyone to take up the rest of the seating before they got back.
All-n-all, it was a good Christmas, now I am looking forward to the big New Years Eve Party in Gresham. It's going to be bitching.
P.S. I've been wearing the same pants for five days straight now.