this is for my crazy almost-prostitute sister. don't be so meretricious and these things won't happen. :)
"The Gemini were twin brothers named Castor and Pollux. They were warriors and one of them, Castor, was killed. Pollux missed his brother so badly, he begged Jupiter, the king of the gods, to be permitted to give his life as a ransom for his brother. Jupiter was moved to pity-sometimes, if you efface yourself enough and get them in the right mood, the old-bastard gods come through-and allowed Castor and Pollux both to live, but not at the same time. Castor lived one day in the heavens, while Pollux was in Hades, or hell; then Pollux lived one day in the heavens, while Castor was in hell. They alternated life and death but they didn't see each other." This was in a book I was reading, and it reminded me of YOU.