Want some sausage, baby?
I never open the door. Never.
So in case you are stopping by - call me. Because otherwise I won't open.
So I was watching a movie with Annika (roommate) just a few hours ago, when there was a knock on the door. Several times.
Me:"Are you expecting someone?"
Annika: "No. Are you?"
Me:"Hell no."
Felt brave, went to open the door. There is this guy I have seen a couple of times at school.
Him: "Do you want some sausage?"
Me: *cracks up*
Him: "No. I meant seriously."
Me: "....?"
Him: "Well, you have that huge dog and everything...?"
Me: "I ..uhm? What?"
Him: "Oh... Damn! Nobody called you? I thought someone had called you! About the sausages!"
Then he went all blushy and stuff, and explained me that they had a party on Vappu, and they still have loads of sausages, "best before 30th April". They had heard about Retu, and thought he'd probably enjoy the sausages. So this person-I-do-not-even-know left me EIGHT KILOGRAMS OF SAUSAGES.
That was very ...interesting.
BONUS STORY
He was alone with Annika for a few minutes, and apparently he had asked her if we "share a bed". WHAT ON EARTH? You can's just walk into someone's home, offer her sausages and then wonder alond if she happens to be a lesbian...
The last time this happened was only a few weeks ago. I was on a train, returning to Oulu when I shared the pet cabin with a gay guy in his thirties, maybe older. I chatted with him over four hours, and he told me everything about his husband etc. Well, he did have this funny tone to his stories, but I didn't think much of it until I realized he mentioned "my girlfriend" a few minutes before we reached Oulu.
At that point, I thought it was way too late to go "Oh no no no no, you got it all wrong!" so I just smiled.
So for the past four hours he had assumed I was dating a girl. And I so did not hint anything like that. Not once! Not even "Angelina Jolie, oh drool!" type of conversations. Nothing! This happens all the time these days and I have no clue why. It used to be just straight people, but now I have managed to mess up a gay person's gay-radar too, oh-noes! Though I would have preferred a cute girl being a bit confused about me. ;(
If I honestly have "GAY" tattooed on my back, this would be a good chance to tell me about it, guys.
So in case you are stopping by - call me. Because otherwise I won't open.
So I was watching a movie with Annika (roommate) just a few hours ago, when there was a knock on the door. Several times.
Me:"Are you expecting someone?"
Annika: "No. Are you?"
Me:"Hell no."
Felt brave, went to open the door. There is this guy I have seen a couple of times at school.
Him: "Do you want some sausage?"
Me: *cracks up*
Him: "No. I meant seriously."
Me: "....?"
Him: "Well, you have that huge dog and everything...?"
Me: "I ..uhm? What?"
Him: "Oh... Damn! Nobody called you? I thought someone had called you! About the sausages!"
Then he went all blushy and stuff, and explained me that they had a party on Vappu, and they still have loads of sausages, "best before 30th April". They had heard about Retu, and thought he'd probably enjoy the sausages. So this person-I-do-not-even-know left me EIGHT KILOGRAMS OF SAUSAGES.
That was very ...interesting.
BONUS STORY
He was alone with Annika for a few minutes, and apparently he had asked her if we "share a bed". WHAT ON EARTH? You can's just walk into someone's home, offer her sausages and then wonder alond if she happens to be a lesbian...
The last time this happened was only a few weeks ago. I was on a train, returning to Oulu when I shared the pet cabin with a gay guy in his thirties, maybe older. I chatted with him over four hours, and he told me everything about his husband etc. Well, he did have this funny tone to his stories, but I didn't think much of it until I realized he mentioned "my girlfriend" a few minutes before we reached Oulu.
At that point, I thought it was way too late to go "Oh no no no no, you got it all wrong!" so I just smiled.
So for the past four hours he had assumed I was dating a girl. And I so did not hint anything like that. Not once! Not even "Angelina Jolie, oh drool!" type of conversations. Nothing! This happens all the time these days and I have no clue why. It used to be just straight people, but now I have managed to mess up a gay person's gay-radar too, oh-noes! Though I would have preferred a cute girl being a bit confused about me. ;(
If I honestly have "GAY" tattooed on my back, this would be a good chance to tell me about it, guys.