I had the best dream! I had *huge* bristlenose plecos! They would crawl out of their aquarium and sit on my lap like dogs, and they weren't wet, slimy or cold like they are in real life (I've had the pleasure of handling a few...) but very soft and salamander-like! (Not that many of you have touched a salamander - but they are soft like stuffed animals, I guarantee!)
And the best thing was that they kept doing the pleco-smoochie-smoochie against my arm. And it felt so awesome and made me tickle!
Simply awesome!
Honestly. Can you imagine one of
these as a velvet-soft 80-centimeter lap dog that wants to lick your face? I think I need to sew myself a new stuffed animal!