Stay out of my bubble.

[cn_the_impaler]

Normal people hug other normal people who they just met now? This is news to me. Maybe your overly touchy dog-pack of a coterie, my dear brother, but I think I would have noticed the news articles declaring the death of personal space. If I did miss them, then tell me, when was the funeral? Who gave the eulogy? Was it buried next to God in the graveyard of concepts "enlightened" modern man has no more use for?

...I'm just not a touchy-feely kind of person, okay? Whatever happened to the handshake?

~Chaotic Neutral