Something to think about.
Every time you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten.
(man if i don't owe many lives to those poor little buckets of fuzz.)
how many kittens have you killed? how many useless lives thrown away to the gods of self-pleasure?
Would you rather get a punch in the face, or suffer the indignity of a punch in the stomach that you knew for sure would make you piss your pants?
(give it time to stew, some people take longer than others to reach a decision, but it eventually becomes a matter of saving face versus saving your face.)
(man if i don't owe many lives to those poor little buckets of fuzz.)
how many kittens have you killed? how many useless lives thrown away to the gods of self-pleasure?
Would you rather get a punch in the face, or suffer the indignity of a punch in the stomach that you knew for sure would make you piss your pants?
(give it time to stew, some people take longer than others to reach a decision, but it eventually becomes a matter of saving face versus saving your face.)