Sherbrook is calling you!
Dear KGB community,
Short story: Sherbrook needs five good men (or women!) to take over its lease for $250 a month per person. Sublease opportunities for the summer available as well!
We need to know *very soon*, so please contact us if you think this could work out -- this could be the deal for you!!!!
Long story:
For the last 7 years, a house known as "Sherbrook" has been home to KGB folks, lovingly cherished and carefully handed down from generation to generation. It has been described as a "fraggle yurt of love", a title that only *begins* to hint at the brotherly affection and sense of community contained therein. It has been celebrated in song and story -- who can forget the wistful, "How I wish I was in Sherbrook now!", the forlorn lament of the last of Barrett's privateers? Who can forget the "embarassing stories about Trevor" tale of Trevor's noogie-ing at the hands of Bill Murray -- "Who's gonna believe you??" ? Truly, this is the stuff that history is made of!
Yet even after 7 generations, the tradition threatens to die -- unless someone is sufficiently belatedly desperate for housing that they can step up and revive this house of lore. All that's needed is for you and your 4 closest friends (or 3, or 2 -- depending on how much you care to pay!) to sign a lease. For as little as $250 a month, you could join the illustrious ranks of such KGB luminaries as:
- Former president and king of the Jews, Akiva,
- Former second veep and organizer of KGB Puzzle Hunt, Chrisamaphone,
- Former sergeant at arms and artist extraordinaire, Lea,
- Former recsec of legend who can totally beat up Chuck Norris, edanaher,
- Former 1vp/corsec and bird-elf, m"The Prettiest"kehrt,
- Three girls whose names begin with Y,
- and many more...
How much would you pay to live in a house so steeped in history and tradition? A thousand dollars? *Ten* thousand dollars? Really, who can put a price on history? But sign up today for the low low price of only $250 per person per month*, and it could all be yours!
Need a place to stay for just the summer? Sublease opportunities are available as well. Move in tommorow, stay through July, take over the lease? The options are endless. Just contact Lea and Chris (lea@,cmartens@) and start negotiations today.
History and tradition: no longer the sole preserve of the extremely rich. Live the dream! Live the legacy... Live Sherbrook!
Sincerely,
Lea
On behalf of the ad-hoc committee to promote Sherbrook history and tradition
* - assuming 5 people. One current housemate might be convinced to stay for
the fall semester, but will be leaving in the Spring. Fewer than 5 people
will still pay pretty darn little (($1250 + utilities) / # of people, per month).
Short story: Sherbrook needs five good men (or women!) to take over its lease for $250 a month per person. Sublease opportunities for the summer available as well!
We need to know *very soon*, so please contact us if you think this could work out -- this could be the deal for you!!!!
Long story:
For the last 7 years, a house known as "Sherbrook" has been home to KGB folks, lovingly cherished and carefully handed down from generation to generation. It has been described as a "fraggle yurt of love", a title that only *begins* to hint at the brotherly affection and sense of community contained therein. It has been celebrated in song and story -- who can forget the wistful, "How I wish I was in Sherbrook now!", the forlorn lament of the last of Barrett's privateers? Who can forget the "embarassing stories about Trevor" tale of Trevor's noogie-ing at the hands of Bill Murray -- "Who's gonna believe you??" ? Truly, this is the stuff that history is made of!
Yet even after 7 generations, the tradition threatens to die -- unless someone is sufficiently belatedly desperate for housing that they can step up and revive this house of lore. All that's needed is for you and your 4 closest friends (or 3, or 2 -- depending on how much you care to pay!) to sign a lease. For as little as $250 a month, you could join the illustrious ranks of such KGB luminaries as:
- Former president and king of the Jews, Akiva,
- Former second veep and organizer of KGB Puzzle Hunt, Chrisamaphone,
- Former sergeant at arms and artist extraordinaire, Lea,
- Former recsec of legend who can totally beat up Chuck Norris, edanaher,
- Former 1vp/corsec and bird-elf, m"The Prettiest"kehrt,
- Three girls whose names begin with Y,
- and many more...
How much would you pay to live in a house so steeped in history and tradition? A thousand dollars? *Ten* thousand dollars? Really, who can put a price on history? But sign up today for the low low price of only $250 per person per month*, and it could all be yours!
Need a place to stay for just the summer? Sublease opportunities are available as well. Move in tommorow, stay through July, take over the lease? The options are endless. Just contact Lea and Chris (lea@,cmartens@) and start negotiations today.
History and tradition: no longer the sole preserve of the extremely rich. Live the dream! Live the legacy... Live Sherbrook!
Sincerely,
Lea
On behalf of the ad-hoc committee to promote Sherbrook history and tradition
* - assuming 5 people. One current housemate might be convinced to stay for
the fall semester, but will be leaving in the Spring. Fewer than 5 people
will still pay pretty darn little (($1250 + utilities) / # of people, per month).