None listed, fuckstick!

[cmpunk]

I find it so hilarious that people not only read what I write here, but openly debate what "cryptic" things I write and the "meaning" behind them. There's a lot of over active imaginations out there, and they usually come in the form of somebody that thinks they know the business because they bought a few wrestling dvds. If you don't like what I

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[forbesmanson]

"Hey I Dunno If You Guys Know This But I'm A Big Deal!"

[levthiun]

Daein'?
--JOE

[forbesmanson]

Bored as fuck to be honest. Gonna watch some american hardcore pornography. are they still showing that babezone on the wrestling chanel?

[levthiun]

Ohh, Bang Babes? Tragically not. That was actually the best thing about The Wrestling Channel... Last time I checked, they pulled the late night soft porn in favour of, ya know, "wrestling". Fuck that.
It always showed the same stuff aand I taped the best ones anyway, so it's not a total loss.
--JOE

[forbesmanson]

If there's one thing I'd bank on, it'd be that you'd have that shit taped. Finnished Hogan's brooke by the way. Good shit, although there's a lot of creative license on that shit. Got any more?

[levthiun]

Any more what? Biographies? Just your Ric Flair one, and the "ManKind" one that I always start to read with the best of intentions but ends up boring me to tears. I'll finish it one day!
I'm currently reading Adam West's biogarphy, "Back To The Batcave", though. But I don't think you're quite cool enough to appreciate that.
--JOE

[forbesmanson]

nah. rachel gave me a couple books for a late 21st gift, which was nice. I started reading one in the toilet there. got to page 24.

[levthiun]

I seriously don't understand the complexities behind a mind that enjoys reading while taking a shit. I much prefer holding it in for as long as possible so I can go in and unload, wipe, wash and get the hell out of there in like less than a minute.
I can't even think of how you ever make a shit last longer than 3 minutes at the VERY most. It just doesn't happen for me. Maybe I'd like to TRY reading on the pan, but I'd only manage a few lines before it was all over and done with.
--JOE

[forbesmanson]

You've no longevity, feel sorry for your burd ;-). Shittin' and pissin' are two of the best feelings man can have. Taking your time just makes good sense. Plus, I like to have a sit in there and contemplate the procceding day. Nice way to gather your thoughts.

[levthiun]

I had a feeling that some kind of sexual innuendo would spring-up after my lost post, but I was deluding myself that you'd be above that kind of thing. A lesson well learned, here, and the report card reads "Disappointment".
I'll have you know that I could read SEVERAL books during a "session". Ahaha, that would be fucking hilarious actually, to be getting it on with your girlfriend and then just reach over and pull up a book from the side of the bed and start reading.
--JOE

[forbesmanson]

i can only disappoint you. that should be hilarious... not for her, but whatever. up tae?