sausage fest!

Apr 05, 2004 23:43

i worked today!

i was camera operator at a casting audition for testimonials of some dance/funk/disco compilation cd.

oyy... it was kinda fun.

i was working for my dad's girlfriend. my dad was there doing the lighting.

the scariest guy auditioned. i thought he was going to kill us all. he was huge and he had this freakish afro. all shaved around his head and then this mess of crazy hair. but he was dressed all nice and apparently he worked in a bank. so yeah....

this other guy talked so much i could smell his nasty breath. it was sick. he wouldn't shut up.. he wasn't even talking about the cd.. he was only talking about himself. very weird.. he used to work for mtv asia as a voice actor.

there were hardly any girls who audtioned.. it was a total sausage fest. this one girl said she was a singing pop sensation in china.. but then she almost started crying?

in other news i went to the vagina doctor today too. mmmhmm.. ya know. i always stuff my pockets with condoms when i go.. even though alex and i don't even use them. i give them to my friends! haha.how nice of me.. what the hell:? but anyways.. today i was going straight to the casting auditions so i was like.. damnnnn what if i "drop my pocket"..with my dad right there. i had to stuff them into alex's pockets. which ended up no better really.. because he came to the shoot, and went to dinner with us, with his pockets still full of condoms!! hahaha..
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