the perils of cat sitting: a very homo post
So as you all know, my tofuti_cutie is in the wonderful city of San Francisco eating, drinking, enjoying good company and studying furiously for the boards with her faux boyfriend** who a) also hails from the queer capital of the world, b) is a med student in the same curriculum as here in the Philthy, and c) who is hosting her at his 'rents house up in Marin and reaping some mom love.
I am here cat sitting. The tiny kitten, Enchilada is in heat and this greatly annoys Bolivar, the adult male cat whom I have determined is a homo. Chi Chi's horndog like activities freak him out and send him hiding under the bed. The kitten has not yet tried to hump my face, thank god, (She does like to hump my shoes though) but is very vocal about wanting attention and of course, wanting to be done. I have discovered a cure to her horny moments, where she wanders the house yowling while in squat mode with her little tush in the air.
We got a laser pointer for her to play with and she loves the thing. If she has a moment of heat I pull out the laser toy and she chases it all over until she tires herself out and voila, no more kitty heat. Just a sweet sleepy kitten.
I managed to coax Bolivar out from under the bed with cat treats and cat nip and fended the kitten away from him with the threat of a water bottle. I have never seen such a stressed out cat and I was worried something was wrong with him, but after calling R like a worried parent, giving him some love, and keeping the little kitten away from him, I deduced that he was fine, just aloof and annoyed.
He also expressed his discontent with the situation of said horny kitten by pooping next to my shoes and giving me a look like I was the reason that the kitten became the bane of his existence in that moment.
**the faux boyfriend gave me a US Ranger Hat before he left the Philthy for California, a remnant from his stint as a park ranger in California, thinking I could come up with a Ranger Dick routine for Buck. Fantastic, no?
I am here cat sitting. The tiny kitten, Enchilada is in heat and this greatly annoys Bolivar, the adult male cat whom I have determined is a homo. Chi Chi's horndog like activities freak him out and send him hiding under the bed. The kitten has not yet tried to hump my face, thank god, (She does like to hump my shoes though) but is very vocal about wanting attention and of course, wanting to be done. I have discovered a cure to her horny moments, where she wanders the house yowling while in squat mode with her little tush in the air.
We got a laser pointer for her to play with and she loves the thing. If she has a moment of heat I pull out the laser toy and she chases it all over until she tires herself out and voila, no more kitty heat. Just a sweet sleepy kitten.
I managed to coax Bolivar out from under the bed with cat treats and cat nip and fended the kitten away from him with the threat of a water bottle. I have never seen such a stressed out cat and I was worried something was wrong with him, but after calling R like a worried parent, giving him some love, and keeping the little kitten away from him, I deduced that he was fine, just aloof and annoyed.
He also expressed his discontent with the situation of said horny kitten by pooping next to my shoes and giving me a look like I was the reason that the kitten became the bane of his existence in that moment.
**the faux boyfriend gave me a US Ranger Hat before he left the Philthy for California, a remnant from his stint as a park ranger in California, thinking I could come up with a Ranger Dick routine for Buck. Fantastic, no?