Caroline Forbes Comment Ficathon
HOW THIS WORKS:
1. Prompts can be for anything pertaining to Caroline Forbes from The Vampire Diaries -- any ship, slash, crossovers. No limits, no rules. Just go crazy with the Caroline love.
2. Prompt in the comments. Format is thus: Character(s) or Pairing, prompt. (Or, you know, just do what everyone else is doing).
3. When writing fic, put in ( Read more... )
1. Prompts can be for anything pertaining to Caroline Forbes from The Vampire Diaries -- any ship, slash, crossovers. No limits, no rules. Just go crazy with the Caroline love.
2. Prompt in the comments. Format is thus: Character(s) or Pairing, prompt. (Or, you know, just do what everyone else is doing).
3. When writing fic, put in ( Read more... )
"Blondie, I'm going to kill you."
"So I've heard."
"Yeah, but I mean it this time. And I'm pretty sure I could get Stefan to help."
"Stefan would not! Would you, Stefan?"
"Why do they sparkle? There's no reason for it-plot wise or anything. It serves no function . . ."
"See, he wouldn't!"
"That's not a lack of commitment. His brain is just fried because he's actually trying to understand this pile of garbage, for your sake. I think you might have killed him, you know, spiritually."
"They're not that bad! I mean, they're not good, I can see that now, but the movies are way better than the books-"
"A smaller pile of crap has less crap than a bigger pile of crap, I agree, but they're both still made of crap!"
"And if he's worried about killing her, why does he park himself in her room at night? Wouldn't that be making it harder for him to resist? There's no logic behind it, because if he's giving into his desire to be near her, why can't he be near her in public? Doesn't this put her at more risk, because she doesn't know he's there and there's less likelihood of witnesses or anyone to save her?"
"Look, at the heart of it, it's a romance."
"Look, at the heart of it, it's bullcrap! There's nothing romantic about having to fight the urge to eat someone. And there's nothing remotely sweet about a guy watching a girl sleep when she doesn't know he's in the room! If Matt had ever done that to you, you would have thrown shit at him, screamed for your mother, and filed a restraining order."
"Yeah, well, . . ."
"And why does everyone love Bella? She's rude! And she's not that good-looking or mysterious. She spends most of her time looking down her nose at people. It doesn't even make sense in the fact that she's new-there's nothing interesting about her! And if a person was that clumsy, there's not a high-school student body out there that wouldn't make fun of her for it."
"And he would know-he's attended most of the schools in this country by now."
"Okay, so Bella's popularity is a bit contrived, but you can see the simila-"
"Stop right there, Vampire Barbie. You even try to compare us to that, I really will rip your throat out."
"Fine! Can't you at least say it's an intriguing love triangle?"
"No! I don't give two shits about any of them! I'm Team Tyler's Van-that dude could have ended the pain right then and there."
"Damon! You can't be-"
"I'm Team Shotgun."
"What?"
"You know, Charlie's shotgun. I think he's well within his rights to start shooting people, all the people, around his daughter. Heck, if he wants to start shooting at his daughter, I'd be okay with that too."
"See? This is how you can tell we're brothers. Nicely said, Stefan. Nicely said."
"I hate you two, so much right now."
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And I'm totally Team Shotgun, or Team Charlie's Mustache-the two best characters in the whole series.
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And Stefan being Team Shotgun. Bhahahahaha. And then this line: "See? This is how you can tell we're brothers. Nicely said, Stefan. Nicely said." Perfection. :)
As a sidenote, I love Twilight--though the movies are kind of crap >.<--but I so appreciate this whole thing LOTS anyway.
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We need more cracky-happy Damon in fandom.
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This made my day.
(And I think I might be Team Tyler's Van now too--we might need some icons for this...)
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Thanks for the comments.
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I laughed the whole way through it.
And I'm with Stefan, Charlie can start shooting whenever he wants.
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:)
Glad you liked it.
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THIS IS AMAZING AND EVERYTHING RIGHT WITH THE WORLD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL AWESOME :DDDDD I kinda love Damon and Stefan bonding over their mutual Twilight hate. AND STEFAN, I'M TEAM CHARLIE'S SHOTGUN TOOOOO.
TVD is really kinda ripe for crackfic, tbh. THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS :D
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