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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In December, I fed a hapless fool to a Shoggoth (250 points). In October, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In August, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In November, I recruited the guy at the corner store as a new cultist (30 points). In September, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In July, I exposed my best friend to soul-rending horrors (250 points).
In short, I have been very good (790 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
cmdrnapalm666.
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