Group RP log ~ Landis, Hervey (part II)
You have just entered room "prettyprincesslandisinbondage."
LAC768: (Eee, sorry. T_T)
GinryuKnight: (lol s'okay)
LAC768: (What did I miss so I can jump back in?)
GinryuKnight: (nothing, it paused while you were gone lol)
LAC768: (XD;;-)
LAC768: (>___>)
Lufia Luf: (( :3 ))
Lufia Luf: (( wb! ^^ ))
LAC768: (Thanks~)
LAC768: Cecile: *edges Hervey away with her shield*
Lufia Luf: Hervey: *stares down at the shield and raises an eyebrow, moving closer to the door*
LAC768: Cecile: *smushes Hervey against the wall with her shield and uses her free hand to tap the door with her spear*
GinryuKnight: Landis: *has reached 79 bottles*
Lufia Luf: Hervey: *blinks* Hey -- SHIELDS ARE DEFENSIVE!! *blinks at the door... ah well. there's still all the ropes and belts to untie/unknot*
LAC768: Cecile: Listen to him, Sir Hervey!! Do you feel guilty knowing that My Lady Sir Landis has resorted to a life of alcoholism because of his imprisonment??
Lufia Luf: Hervey: I have a life of alcoholism. Doesn't anyone feel bad for me?
LAC768: Cecile: No, because you captured My Lady Sir Landis.
LAC768: Cecile: You were not the one captured. If you had been captured I'd feel bad for you.
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... Aw. Well, it's okay. Pity's kinda an 'eeeh' thing for me, anyway.
GinryuKnight: Landis: ... *has now reached 60 bottles*
LAC768: Cecile: *takes the opportunity while Hervey is talking to try and pick the lock with her hairpin* >.>
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... *patiently watches her* I thought knights and such were honorable.
GinryuKnight: (She has hairpins? :o)
LAC768: (She wears her hair up under her helmet, so why not? )
LAC768: Cecile: Of course we are!! Which is why I am rescuing My Lady Sir Landis *insert obligatory "duh" here*
GinryuKnight: (lol)
Lufia Luf: Hervey: But you're trying to pick the lock. *points out* I thought only thieves did that.
GinryuKnight: Landis: ... would you PLEASE stop calling me that? T_T
LAC768: Cecile: Noo, you see, I haven't the key, and since it is for an honorable reason--the rescue of My Lady Sir Landis--then it is okay.
LAC768: Cecile: I do not have time to ask Master Thomas for a copy of the key, and he will most likely pardon me for picking the lock--had I speared your door he would have been upset,
GinryuKnight: Landis: *sighs and starts pulling some ropes free with his teeth to rig the door*
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... ... Can I break into Colton's ship and take all his alcohol? It's honorable. I'm trying to get him off alcohol.
LAC768: Cecile: No--that is stealing, not rescuing.
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... I'm rescuing him from a life of alcoholism.
LAC768: Cecile: *pulls her hairpin out--it's bend beyond recognition* :\
LAC768: Cecile: You ought to rescue yourself FIRST then. :O
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... *makes a face, feeling a little bad. he fishes around in his pocket and dangles the key just out of her reach* Here ya go.
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... I don't need to be rescued. ¬¬.
GinryuKnight: Landis: *manages to haphazardly throw a tangle of chains and ropes over the door which dangle there perfectly, wincing at the loud clang which sounds*
LAC768: Cecile: *rises up on her toes and tries to reach the key* ;__;
GinryuKnight: (aka the door is now rigged XD)
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Please?
LAC768: Cecile: Please? Please, as in, you'd like to be rescued too? :D
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... No!
LAC768: Cecile: :DDD
LAC768: Cecile: I can find some rope!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Please as in, say "please". >_>.
Lufia Luf: Hervey: NO.
LAC768: Cecile: Please let me rescue you too? 0:D
GinryuKnight: Landis: *sighs and starts counting the minutes of his life left*
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... ... *facepalm... and jiggles the keys again*
LAC768: Cecile: May I please have the keys and rescue you?
GinryuKnight: Landis: She did technically say please.
Lufia Luf: (( No. I don't know how key turned into keys. >_<. ))
LAC768: Cecile: Exactly!! My Lady Sir Landis knows what sh--he is talking about!
LAC768: (MAGIC~)
GinryuKnight: (lol it has multiple dead bolts to prefent thieves XD)
GinryuKnight: (... I CAN SPEEL! >___>;;;-)
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... *kicks the door again* I'm only giving you one of those options.
Lufia Luf: (( XD;; ))
GinryuKnight: Landis: ... I am so going to kill you.
LAC768: Cecile: What?! Why???
LAC768: Cecile: SHHHH, My Lady Sir Landis~
Lufia Luf: Hervey: He's threatening your life, Cecile!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: CRETIN!
GinryuKnight: Landis: YOU'RE ONE TO TALK MR. I KILL PEOPLE I TRY TO SAVE!
LAC768: Cecile: Princess captives of noble blood should remain silent when held in prison!!
LAC768: Cecile: ...Sir Hervey kills people? ._.
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Death comes with war, Cecile.
LAC768: Cecile: But this is not war!
GinryuKnight: Landis: WELL I SURE AS HELL DON"T HAVE NOBLE BLOOD! >_>
LAC768: Cecile: SHHHH, I said!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Noble to the bat species, sure.
LAC768: Cecile: *smacks the door with her shield again*
GinryuKnight: Landis: *grumbles and falls silent only because he has a bit of rope stuck in his mouth*
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... Well, I haven't killed anyone here.
LAC768: Cecile: >__>
LAC768: Cecile: My Lady Sir Landis did not address you directly, Sir Hervey. Wait until you have been addressed to speak to him.
Lufia Luf: Hervey: But he didn't address you, either. Is he talking to himself, then?
GinryuKnight: Landis: I--mrphg-- swear I'm going to--grrg- KILL YOU BOTH! T___T
LAC768: Cecile: I am RESCUING him, so it's okay. :D
LAC768: Cecile: My Lady Sir Landis, such talk is unseemly for you!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: But I'm the evil villian! I'm allowed to brag and explain my plan to the victim!
LAC768: Cecile: ....Oh, well....okay! :D
Lufia Luf: Hervey: See? It's all good in the end! Let's go fishing.
GinryuKnight: Landis: Hervey, the brothel called, they want their hooker back, Cecile, the daycare center sent out a memo, you need your diaper changed.
LAC768: Cecile: *blinks*
LAC768: Cecile: Sir Hervey, the lake is frozen.
GinryuKnight: Landis: *is a little annoyed by this point in time*
LAC768: Cecile: And My Lady Sir Landis, calm yourself down or else you will ruin your complexion. :O
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ....... Oh yeah. It's frozen... ... ... .. I knew that.
GinryuKnight: Landis: *twitch* I'm going to kill you both one day....
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Sorry, I'm kinda reserved for a fight to the death with Jeremy?
LAC768: Cecile: Death threats are not very nice, My Lady Sir Landis. Especially when I am trying to save you.
Lufia Luf: Hervey: I told you he was mentally unstable.
LAC768: Cecile: Does Sir Jeremy need to be rescued too?
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Nah, he's fine. He's just been kinda weird.
LAC768: Cecile: *__* I could rescue three people~
GinryuKnight: Landis: *grumbles again before hearing Cecile's comment* OH FOR THE LOVE OF- I BEG YOU TO KILL ME NOW! *yelling into the air* In fact, I ORDER YOU TO KILL ME NOW!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: He's subdued like a cow -- Er. Subdued.
LAC768: Cecile: o___o SIR HERVEY LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE~~!!!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... And who are you gonna rescue us from!?
LAC768: Cecile: My Lady Sir Landis, you mustn't say such things!!!
LAC768: Cecile: I will rescue you ALL if I need to!! From death!!!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... What? Did Landis suddenly develop a suicidal streak? ... Ah, nothing new.
GinryuKnight: Landis: Girl, either hurry up and get me out of here or go jump in the frozen lake, armor and all!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: GOOD IDEA.
LAC768: Cecile: ^__^ But it's frozen!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Let's go ice skating!
LAC768: Cecile: Oh, that'd be lovely!!! But I cannot until I rescue My Lady!
GinryuKnight: Landis: ERRG--!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Nah, she won't want to go ice skating.
LAC768: Cecile: Why not?
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Bad sport.
LAC768: Cecile: Really?
GinryuKnight: Landis: will not kill... will not kill... will not kill...
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Yep. She whines a lot at everything.
LAC768: Cecile: ...I think I see what you mean.
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... Yeah. Kinda terrible, huh?
LAC768: Cecile: *smacks the door a third time* Internal monologues are meant to be internal, My Lady Sir Landis. >_>
GinryuKnight: Landis: Screw not killing anything.
Lufia Luf: (( Haha, Cecile's so cute. ))
LAC768: (@__@ XD;; )
GinryuKnight: (I think he's gonna pop a vein XD)
LAC768: (AWESOME.)
LAC768: (I was hoping for something like that. :P)
Lufia Luf: Hervey: I told you he was talking to himself!
LAC768: Cecile: Only because you captured him!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Only because he tried to decapacitate me!
LAC768: Cecile: He is fortunate there are no fire-breathing dragons guarding the door!
LAC768: Cecile: Only because you CAPTURED him!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: I thought I got the role of the fire-breathing dragon... I mean, if you're the knight and he's the damsel.
Lufia Luf: Hervey: He tried to kill me FIRST!
GinryuKnight: Landis: *flexes his still tied hand and wiggles it causing the shadows to start moving and filter across the room to undoing the lock, causing a loud click*
GinryuKnight: (btw what happened to the keys? :o)
Lufia Luf: (( He's still dangling them in the air. ))
LAC768: (ZOMBIES TOOK THEM.)
Lufia Luf: (( XDDDDD ))
LAC768: Cecile: *oblivious* Because you CAPTURED HIM!!!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: *ignoring the room* Because he tried to DECAPACITATE ME!!!
GinryuKnight: Landis: Hey girl, you want to save me right? *muttered boredly*
GinryuKnight: (Hey wait, what the hell is he wearing? Cause last I knew, a lot of him was burned in that spell...)
LAC768: Cecile: *waves absentmindedly* Of course I did--ONLY BECAUSE YOU CAPTURED HIM!!
LAC768: (XD; NOTHING?)
LAC768: (heeeeheeee)
Lufia Luf: (( ................. NO HE'S WEARING SOMETHING. ))
LAC768: (Landis can pull a Luca and run naked.)
GinryuKnight: (something could mean his headband only Luf >_>)
Lufia Luf: (( ;__; ))
Lufia Luf: (( ... That's not fair. ))
LAC768: (XD;; )
GinryuKnight: (Landis is becoming Luca all over? ... shitz.)
Lufia Luf: (( He's wearing something that belong to Guillame. Oversized. Excellent. ))
LAC768: (EWWW)
Lufia Luf: Hervey: HE TRIED TO KILL ME FIRST!
LAC768: (Guillame.)
Lufia Luf: (( *belonged ))
Lufia Luf: (( ... Yep. D: ))
LAC768: Cecile: BECAUSE YOU CAPTURED HIMMMMM!!!!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: BECAUSE HE TRIED TO KILL MEEEEEE!!!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ...... *has sunken to a whole new level*
GinryuKnight: Landis: Oh beloved RESCUER and MAN-WHORE... the door is oppeennn... >___<
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... *kicks the door* SHUT UP.
LAC768: Cecile: Yes, yes, that is lovely--ONLY BECAUSE YOU CAPTURED HIMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: But HE STARTED ITTTTT!!!
GinryuKnight: Landis: *gives up and lies back on the pillow hoping to get some sleep*
LAC768: Cecile: Then you FINISHED ITTTTT!!!!!!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Finishing things is honorable.
LAC768: Cecile: Not when you capture damsels in distress!!!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: It doesn't matter if it's mental distress.
LAC768: Cecile: But the capture part is most important!
LAC768: Cecile: Don't you agree, My Lady Sir Landis?
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Wait, wait, wait!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: How is he in distress if he tried to decapacitate me!?
LAC768: Cecile: *freezes...*
LAC768: Cecile: .........because you CAPTURED him!!!!
GinryuKnight: Landis: ....
Lufia Luf: Hervey: He nearly DECAPACITATED me!!!!
LAC768: Cecile: AND WHY DO YOU THINK THAT HAPPENED? Because you captured him!!
GinryuKnight: Landis: *speaking in a quiet voice* This is your conscience... telling you to shut the hell up....
LAC768: Cecile: *turns around* I am only fighting on your behalf, M--oh, the door.....
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Cecile, did you just hear my conscience? -- Huh?
LAC768: Cecile: Well what do you know. :D
LAC768: (Did you hear my conscience? XD)
GinryuKnight: Landis: Dear god finally.
LAC768: Cecile: My Lady Sir Landis, you look dreadful!
GinryuKnight: (ahaha omg XD)
LAC768: Cecile: I think you need a bath. *nodnod*
Lufia Luf: Hervey: He is cross-gendered right now.
LAC768: Cecile: Look at him! He is a terrible mess!
LAC768: Cecile: Yes, a bath would be the best thing. u_u
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... Yeah, I'm not giving him one.
GinryuKnight: Landis: ... I can't see you very well. Maybe you should come in closer. >__>
GinryuKnight: (lets not forget the rigged door here people... XD)
LAC768: Cecile: *dejâ vû* YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO HAM, AREN'T YOU?!?!
LAC768: (Hahaa.....that dates back. o_O)
Lufia Luf: (( omg! ))
GinryuKnight: Landis: .... wtf?
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... *bursts out laughing*
LAC768: (That log with Luca. >__> "Come a little closer to my cell door, little girl..." *shivers*)
GinryuKnight: (ahaha XD)
GinryuKnight: Landis: I said I couldn't see you.. where the hell do you get ham?
LAC768: Cecile: *flails* T-the pigs--!!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Oink.
LAC768: Cecile: *steps towards the door hesitantly, then pauses and stares at Hervey* o__O
GinryuKnight: Landis: .... right. What are you on?
LAC768: Cecile: My Lady Sir Landis, what ails you?
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Hehe.
GinryuKnight: *chains teeter dangerously*
GinryuKnight: Landis: I'm lonely, step through the door and bring that stupid giggling hooker boy with you.
GinryuKnight: (omg wtc? XD)
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... I'm not giggling. I'm snickering.
LAC768: Cecile: *folds her arms and sets her weapons aside* I do not know anyone by that name, My Lady, but if you are lonely I can bring Sir Hervey along.
LAC768: Cecile: Then I can rescue you both!!
GinryuKnight: Landis: Right sure, you giggling hooker. *to Cecile* That will work just as well.
Lufia Luf: Hervey: No.
LAC768: Cecile: *takes Hervey's hand* This will be fun!! You'll see!
GinryuKnight: Landis: So if she gets hurt you'll blame yourself because you did not lock the door and keep her away from me?
LAC768: Cecile: Who said anything about getting hurt?
GinryuKnight: (here the cogs of plotting ticking...)
LAC768: Cecile: Wait, do I need weapons to rescue My Lady Sir Landis, Sir Hervey?
LAC768: (Hee heee)
GinryuKnight: Landis: Er--- you may injure yourself walking towards me. ¬_¬;
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... ... Uh. Yeah. Let's go visit Peggi!
GinryuKnight: Landis: What happened to the spear in your hand? Nonexistent? T_T
LAC768: (Peggi says "hi", by the way. XD)
GinryuKnight: (she does have a spear right? >_>)
GinryuKnight: (oh. Hello lol)
LAC768: (Cecile: I set it aside about several comments up.)
Lufia Luf: (( XD!! ))
Lufia Luf: (( Yo. :3 ))
GinryuKnight: (shitz XD)
LAC768: ("I'm watching TV, shut up, Lisa.")
LAC768: (LOVE YOU TOO, SIS.)
Lufia Luf: (( XD;; ))
GinryuKnight: (sounds like Hervey and Landis, what a loving relationship XD)
LAC768: (But Hervey didn't pledge himself~ >3)
LAC768: Cecile: My Lady Sir Landis, are you ready to be rescued?
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Can we go visit Peggi?
LAC768: Cecile: *steps on Hervey's foot*
GinryuKnight: Landis: Oh very much so.
LAC768: (feel honored--that gesture is usually reserved for Juan, Hervey.)
LAC768: Cecile: We can visit Peggi and go ice skating after we save My Lady Sir Landis, Sir Hervey!
GinryuKnight: Landis: If only you would take a few steps closer and announce yourself so I would know my savior... *playing the damsel and relishing the moment*
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... O-owwww!!
LAC768: Cecile: *tugs Hervey's sleeve* Every moment we waste is a wasted moment of My Lady Sir Landis' life, Sir Hervey!!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... So what were we meant to do again? *staring at his foot*
LAC768: Cecile: RESCUE MY LADY SIR LANDIS FROM CERTAIN DOOM!!!!!
GinryuKnight: Landis: .... *sighs* Oh no... I'm feeling a bit... faint.... hurry now... hurry. ¬_¬;
LAC768: Cecile: ;___; HURRY, SIR HERVEY!!!!
LAC768: Cecile: Do you see a strange light?? STAY AWAY FROM IT, MY LADY!!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... ... Um. So where's the doom?
GinryuKnight: Landis: Instructions; move left foot forward, followed by right. Do not attempt a left foot forward followed by another left foot forward unless flexible and can do the splits.
GinryuKnight: (X3)
LAC768: (XD; Reminds me of that Wendy's commercial..."Where's the BEEF?")
Lufia Luf: (( I wished I live in America. D: ))
LAC768: Cecile: My Lady, those are complex directions for one so faint of heart.
Lufia Luf: (( ... *wish I lived ))
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Yeah. Let's leave him to write a manual.
You have just entered room "prettyprincesslandisinbondage."
Lufia Luf: (( wb. :D ))
LAC768: (Where's the doom? T__T)
Lufia Luf: (( ._. ))
LAC768: (XDD)
LAC768: Cecile: But not until we rescue him!! Then we can let My Lady do whatever she wishes.
GinryuKnight: Landis: What a pretty bright light. ¬_¬;
LAC768: Cecile: O___O HURRY, SIR HERVEY!!!
LAC768: Cecile: *steps foward twice, tugging Hervey*
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... Isn't he kinda... sarcastic?
GinryuKnight: Landis: Please hurry... I feel faint. ¬_¬;
LAC768: Cecile: He might DIE and I'd never forgive you nor myself!!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: ... Why do I have to come along?
GinryuKnight: *chains are almost close to falling*
LAC768: Cecile: Because you must redeem yourself from your villainous past!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: It was 15 minutes.
LAC768: Cecile: FIFTEEN MINUTES OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY!
GinryuKnight: Landis: Would you please step forward, oh gallant knights? *can't take much more of this*
Lufia Luf: Hervey: I'm a pirate.
You have just entered room "prettyprincesslandisinbondage."
LAC768: (AUGH.)
GinryuKnight: (hey, you're aqua colored now XD)
Lufia Luf: (( :3; wb! ))
LAC768: (And you are minty green~)
Lufia Luf: (( Cyan. *shields eyes* ))
LAC768: Cecile: I do not care if you are a pirate, Sir Hervey--that does not matter~!
GinryuKnight: (lol X333)
GinryuKnight: Landis: Light's getting brighter.... >___>
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Yeah, the sun's coming out from behind the clouds.
LAC768: Cecile: AUGH HURRY SIR HERVEY!!!
Lufia Luf: Hervey: Hu -- But the sun!
GinryuKnight: (Cecile, just yank him XDDD)
LAC768: Cecile: *YANKS*
GinryuKnight: Landis: ...... going.... going.... ¬_¬;
LAC768: (that good? :D)
Lufia Luf: Hervey: *stumbles forward*
GinryuKnight: (ahaha XD, perfect)
GinryuKnight: *chains disturbed by vibration and tumbles off the top of the door frame onto their heads*
GinryuKnight: Landis: Oh my. *snerk*
LAC768: Cecile: *winces and gets buried because she is so very tiny XD;*
GinryuKnight: (^^;;;-)
Lufia Luf: Hervey: *barely looks up in time and tries to duck, but just ends up on his knees with chains on top of him* Wh-WHAT THE SHIT!
LAC768: (Darn; if I had Kidd here he'd bleed. >__>)
Lufia Luf: (( poor kid. D: ))
LAC768: Cecile: *mumbles something muffled about her lady Sir Landis*
Lufia Luf: Hervey: *cursing. a lot. and, though it looks cliche, he stands up, chains dangling off him and his arms raised slightly from his sides, fists clenched* SON. OF. A.
LAC768: (Pretty Princess Landis in bondage and Hervey in chains, oh my~)
GinryuKnight: (ahaha)
GinryuKnight: Landis: *innocently* Now how did that happen?
Lufia Luf: (( What does Cecile get? D: ))
GinryuKnight: (... dominatrix? XD)
LAC768: (What does she get? She's smushed. XD; )
GinryuKnight: (XD)
LAC768: (So...uh..)
LAC768: (Yeah.)
Lufia Luf: Hervey: I HOPE THAT LEECH SUCKS ALL YOUR BLOOD OUT!! *grins fiercely, right hand moving to his sword hilt*
LAC768: Cecile: Sir Hervey--!! ;__; *flails and falls over*
Lufia Luf: ...*blinks for a moment and looks at Cecile...or, at the chains* ...Uh.
GinryuKnight: Landis: My, whatever are you talking about? Oh I'm feeling MUCH better. >: D
Lufia Luf: Hervey: *IGNORING LANDIS* ... ...Are you alright there, Cecile?