My mind just imploded. And it's not because of raditude.
I just thought of something that makes me want to actively never think of anything ever again.
I want to blow my fucking brains out.
Nintendo porn.
There must be some form of loser that gets off to girls playing nintendo in their shorts and underwear, seductivly undressing herself, as she gets a higher and higher score in Contra.
And then, when it gets to the money shot (or inane nintendo parody of one), she loses all of her life, and therefore puts her clothes back on. And it's just the preview of the retro gaming/porn site. Only you can save the princess from the evil spellcast panties!!! Act not, before it's too late, and you realize what a fucking loser you have to be to become a member of this great site!!!
She's using the power pad!! OH JESUS LOOK AT HER BOOBIES FLOP AROUND!!! My mistake, that was one of her 8 layers of fat. But it's still the same.
I think I have to eat something now. And it should have rat poison in it or something. I don't know, I can never unsee this, and I only thought it in my mind. IN MY MIND OH IT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO HAVE!!!!!
Is that a white rectangular controller in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Christ.
I want to blow my fucking brains out.
Nintendo porn.
There must be some form of loser that gets off to girls playing nintendo in their shorts and underwear, seductivly undressing herself, as she gets a higher and higher score in Contra.
And then, when it gets to the money shot (or inane nintendo parody of one), she loses all of her life, and therefore puts her clothes back on. And it's just the preview of the retro gaming/porn site. Only you can save the princess from the evil spellcast panties!!! Act not, before it's too late, and you realize what a fucking loser you have to be to become a member of this great site!!!
She's using the power pad!! OH JESUS LOOK AT HER BOOBIES FLOP AROUND!!! My mistake, that was one of her 8 layers of fat. But it's still the same.
I think I have to eat something now. And it should have rat poison in it or something. I don't know, I can never unsee this, and I only thought it in my mind. IN MY MIND OH IT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO HAVE!!!!!
Is that a white rectangular controller in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Christ.