It's so hard being master of all nowadays
I just got my license to drive today.
As opposed to my license to kill, which I was born with because I rock just so hard.
Anyways, me and my mother went down to the DMV to get my ID, and with a few words, and a bit of hassling, she decided to just let me get my permit.
I passed teh test with only one wrong, first time doing it. I obviously kick so much ass, that the tester wanted to take a question off because I would eventually explode his brain with my awesomeness, so he figured why not mess with him a bit. Whatever, I still win.
I'm so great.
Anyway, so I don't actually have my license YEt, but it's inevitable, so why bother with some stupid "I got my permit" post.
I'm not a pussy, pussies brag about that kind of stuff.
I'm going to make a self help book called why you are not the master of everything, but you are pretty damn close.
Some points touched in it will be:
You are almost as cool as I am.
I could easily kill you, but other can not.
"Fuck you buddy", the best only response.
"Don't fuck with me" the greatest introduction you will ever need.
And finally:
I win, you lose, deal with it.
It's obviously based on my life, as everything should.
Love me.
As opposed to my license to kill, which I was born with because I rock just so hard.
Anyways, me and my mother went down to the DMV to get my ID, and with a few words, and a bit of hassling, she decided to just let me get my permit.
I passed teh test with only one wrong, first time doing it. I obviously kick so much ass, that the tester wanted to take a question off because I would eventually explode his brain with my awesomeness, so he figured why not mess with him a bit. Whatever, I still win.
I'm so great.
Anyway, so I don't actually have my license YEt, but it's inevitable, so why bother with some stupid "I got my permit" post.
I'm not a pussy, pussies brag about that kind of stuff.
I'm going to make a self help book called why you are not the master of everything, but you are pretty damn close.
Some points touched in it will be:
You are almost as cool as I am.
I could easily kill you, but other can not.
"Fuck you buddy", the best only response.
"Don't fuck with me" the greatest introduction you will ever need.
And finally:
I win, you lose, deal with it.
It's obviously based on my life, as everything should.
Love me.