This Is Callahan Cruz Being Curious. Have Any Examples, Let Me Know!

Jun 12, 2007 23:06

Rick Ross - I'm Hustlin

"Don't tote no twenty-twos, Magnum cost me twenty-two
Sat it on them twenty-twos, birds go for twenty-two
Lil' mama super thick, she say she twenty-two
She seen them twenty-twos, we in room two twenty-two"

Now really, what creativity is there to rhyme 22 seven times? Does that pass for quality hip hop today???

Mike Jones - Luv with a Stripper remix

"She's every man's dream
She's God's gift to Earf
Women they love 'em too
That's what you call a women's worf"

What's earf and worf??? Are those words? Is he trying to say earth and worth because if he is, Mike jones failed miserably. It must be all the gold. It defeats the "D" sound from your mouf.

Lil Jon - Snap Your Fingers

"Snap ya fingers! Do ya step!
You can do it all by yo self!"

Can anyone point me to a dictionary where it says that step and self rhyme??? Anyone at all?

Rhianna ft. Jay Z - Umbrella

You can stand under my umberella
You can stand under my umberella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umberella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umberella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umberella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

How many syllables are there in umbrella? You would assume 3 right? Well Rhianna thinks that UM_BRE_LLA is in the same vain as CIN_DE_RE_LLA. There are not 4 syllables in umbrella as far as i know.

Rick Ross - I'm Hustlin

I'm in the distribution, I'm like Atlantic
I got them motherfuckers flyin' 'cross the Atlantic

So my friend has a birthday party to go to and its one of those fancy sweet sixteen type parties thats so extravagant its disgusting. Anyway, Rick Ross was there performing because Ross luv da kids. And my friend met him and got the balls to ask him the question that i've had since i first heard the song. "Mr. Ross, what genius came up with that line? How did you come up with that lyrical masterpiece and come to the conclusion to rhyme Atlantic...with Atlantic??? How'd you do it?" What does Rick Ross reply? In his deep voice..."It just came to me dawg!" I think that says it all doesn't it???
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