It's Finally Here!!!
So the best player on the Dallas Mavericks was being interviewed by ESPN. His name is Dirk Nowitzki and he's a big german who is a superstar. He was talking in german and he was asked how it feels to be playing the Heat and he answered in german and nobody understood what he was saying but luckily...I speak german so I translated.
"Oh noooo, I fearz da heat. I fearz dem. I cunt beat Shaq and Wade. I cunt dew it. Da heat ar gonta set me on fire. Evvverrry time you nock down dat lil american wade down on is arse, he still makes da shawt. wut da fuck bro? Why must us germans always loose to da americans? It's 1945 all ova again. I cunt beat da heat. I got tanned playing da phoenix suns. We're gonta get burned playing da Heat. I fearz dem!"