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It's been a while since we've seen good material from Mickey.
"Fuck me! I done shit a freakin' farm animal right into my Diesels today! I fucking met Butch Blum! The man, the legend...and apparently the silver fox! He has to be in his mid-60s but I'd still do him, for sure! I couldn't even speak when I met him, but luckily the guy I usually shop with, Royal Roles (sn't that a fucking awesome name?), was there to break the ice and he also let me try on this blazer that isn't even available for sale anywhere yet...son of a B it was hot. Also my favorite manager at work called in sick today, and then I saw her stumbling around the streets of Queen Anne, drunker than AJ McLean (circa 2002)! It was hot. Plus of all, when I got home tonight there were bags of snacks and toilet paper that my parents dropped off on my doorstep! How lucky am I?"
I wonder if any of it is true.
"Fuck me! I done shit a freakin' farm animal right into my Diesels today! I fucking met Butch Blum! The man, the legend...and apparently the silver fox! He has to be in his mid-60s but I'd still do him, for sure! I couldn't even speak when I met him, but luckily the guy I usually shop with, Royal Roles (sn't that a fucking awesome name?), was there to break the ice and he also let me try on this blazer that isn't even available for sale anywhere yet...son of a B it was hot. Also my favorite manager at work called in sick today, and then I saw her stumbling around the streets of Queen Anne, drunker than AJ McLean (circa 2002)! It was hot. Plus of all, when I got home tonight there were bags of snacks and toilet paper that my parents dropped off on my doorstep! How lucky am I?"
I wonder if any of it is true.