I opened the Paypal email to find the following:
Hello Suzanne Musin,
Did you know that your PayPal account is now the cooler/easier/faster way to send money between friends and family?
Wow, PayPal! I DIDN'T KNOW!! OMG, I was totally convinced you were lame after the football players stuffed you in the locker right before the pep rally, but now that you've claimed otherwise that's all the convincing I needed to change my mind!
Welcome to Cool School, Paypal. You've finally made it.
Did you know that your PayPal account is now the cooler/easier/faster way to send money between friends and family?
Wow, PayPal! I DIDN'T KNOW!! OMG, I was totally convinced you were lame after the football players stuffed you in the locker right before the pep rally, but now that you've claimed otherwise that's all the convincing I needed to change my mind!
Welcome to Cool School, Paypal. You've finally made it.