omg
One of my best friends, Anna, just sent me a link to a new website she made.
http://www.annathegreatest.com
Some of you have met her, and some have not. For a good time, read (on many pages) why she should take over the world. :p
A look at one of the pages:
You should have unquestioning faith in my ability to rule the world. However, if you need convincing on why I and only I am qualified to be the despot of everyone, read the following.
* I have read the "The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord"
* As a vegetarian, I obviously have respect for life (skeptics may point out that this isn't necessarily true since Hitler was vegetarian, but don't worry. I, unlike Hitler, am not a mass-murdering f*ck-head.)
* I rarely swear, so it's okay if I indoctrinate your children.
* Speaking of how I'm not like Hitler (or Napoleon for that matter), I know not to attack Russia in the Winter.
* I have good self-esteem.
* My Keirsey Bates personality is INFP: "The Healer." This is appropriate as I am going to heal the world.
* I have mult-minority statuses in my ethnicity: I am African American, Native American, and Ashkenazi (Eastern European Jewish). Therefore, if you disagree with me, you are a racist, imperialist, anti-semetic, misogynist pig.
* Notice I'm Jewish, which is a non-prostylitizing religion. So, you don't have to worry about me telling you what to believe. I'll only tell you what to do and what to think.
* I have a high IQ according to most internet tests.
* I'm healthy and live a healthy lifestyle, so I should live for a very long time.
* I'm not so uptight that I can't delegate.
* I get along with extra-terrestrials. This is because I don't try to invade them and I don't expect them to give us advanced technology.
* I'm a nerd. And everyone knows, that nerds are the future.
* But not an anti-social nerd. I like people. I even enjoy social dancing!
I love Anna. :p
http://www.annathegreatest.com
Some of you have met her, and some have not. For a good time, read (on many pages) why she should take over the world. :p
A look at one of the pages:
You should have unquestioning faith in my ability to rule the world. However, if you need convincing on why I and only I am qualified to be the despot of everyone, read the following.
* I have read the "The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord"
* As a vegetarian, I obviously have respect for life (skeptics may point out that this isn't necessarily true since Hitler was vegetarian, but don't worry. I, unlike Hitler, am not a mass-murdering f*ck-head.)
* I rarely swear, so it's okay if I indoctrinate your children.
* Speaking of how I'm not like Hitler (or Napoleon for that matter), I know not to attack Russia in the Winter.
* I have good self-esteem.
* My Keirsey Bates personality is INFP: "The Healer." This is appropriate as I am going to heal the world.
* I have mult-minority statuses in my ethnicity: I am African American, Native American, and Ashkenazi (Eastern European Jewish). Therefore, if you disagree with me, you are a racist, imperialist, anti-semetic, misogynist pig.
* Notice I'm Jewish, which is a non-prostylitizing religion. So, you don't have to worry about me telling you what to believe. I'll only tell you what to do and what to think.
* I have a high IQ according to most internet tests.
* I'm healthy and live a healthy lifestyle, so I should live for a very long time.
* I'm not so uptight that I can't delegate.
* I get along with extra-terrestrials. This is because I don't try to invade them and I don't expect them to give us advanced technology.
* I'm a nerd. And everyone knows, that nerds are the future.
* But not an anti-social nerd. I like people. I even enjoy social dancing!
I love Anna. :p