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[clydexdonovan]

I didn't even know he had a sister. Okay, I did, sort of, but I don't think she's really a sister, she's more of a... of an angry... spitting... fuck, she can read this.I injured the fuck out of myself at work today, I know you're not supposed to touch the engine after it's been running, but I was going in to change the battery, and I just fucking

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[stfuturds]

You don't remember me? Cause I remember you, Clydeeee.

Oh, you're so fucked, kid.

[clydexdonovan]

I think I repressed forgot about you. I didn't spend a lot of time around you...

[stfuturds]

That's awfully fucking rude, forgetting about me, when you're putting it in my little brother's ass.

[clydexdonovan]

..... Uhh, well you didn't really come into that part of our relationship.

[stfuturds]

Ugh, I hope not.

Anyway, I guess I'll be seeing a lot of you hanging around my house, right?

[clydexdonovan]

Ummm... maybe...? I sort of thought you might prefer to have your personal space.

[stfuturds]

I would.

But it's not like our parents are going to let me ban you from the house.

[clydexdonovan]

Hey, that's true.

[stfuturds]

Unfortunately.

[stan_o]

How nice of you, Shelley. Letting my boyfriend come over.

[stfuturds]

What can I say, I'm such a nice sister, aren't I?

Where the fuck are you hiding, btw? You've got things to do here.

[stan_o]

No where

[stfuturds]

I call bullshit.

[stan_o]

Really, I'm in my room

[stfuturds]

Do I wanna know what you're doing in there all this time?

[stan_o]

Sleeping? On my computer?

If I tried to do anything else, you'd just bang on the wall and interrupt me.