I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like

[clydexdonovan]

I gotta wait a MONTH for Iron Man. I'm soooo not into waiting a month for anything. The good news is that the first Derby game of the season is on the 11th!! YAY. Who wants to come with me to the Denver Coliseum? I don't want to drive all the way there by myself, but I will if I have to. I MEAN, COME ON. DERBY GIRLS

Comments

[soft_spread]

Clyde, what in the heck are Derby Girls?

[clydexdonovan]

Girls that roller skate and punch each other, Butters. It's hot, trust me.

[soft_spread]

Roller skate and.. punch each other?

[eyes_areuphere]

He's right Butters, it really is hot.

Look that's a video of it.

I'm going to be a cheerleader for a team someday~ so much better than cheering for football and stupid shit at school!

[soft_spread]

...Th-th-that's what they do?

oh my god.

[eyes_areuphere]

What else would they do?

It's hot though, right~?

[clydexdonovan]

Okay, well actually punching is a foul, so mostly they hip check and stuff. It's like a race, you know? But on roller skates, and all the girls wear skirts and try and knock each other over so they lose.