THE REVOLUTION!!!
I woke up this morning disappointed.
I had a dream and what I remember of it was two parts. The first part is a girl I know tickling my leg while I'm diagnosing a computer or something.
The second part is my brother and I talking about astronomy or some shit. Now I know nothing about astronomy. And I'm not sure what my brother knows but I do know that he has some pretty off-beat shit in that head of his. Now he brings up a subject and I say something like "Isn't that a celestial body?" then he says "No. It's actually an alentical body." I had never heard that word before.
Now because my mind has been destroyed by the internet, my brain is unable to go through a body of text where an unknown word is used and work backwards to discover the meaning. All it can think is "[ctrl]+C -> google bar -> definition." So my dream went all bugfuck. I suddenly knew I was in a dream and HAD TO WAKE UP TO GET ON GOOGLE. Asking my brother in the dream world then and there meant nothing.
So I woke up and tried it. Google search for "Alentical" "Allentical" "Alenntical" and "Allenntical." I got nothing but gibberish. I was really disappointed. Just the thought of acquiring new knowledge from dreams... as though we could reach external channels... that we're always "online" so to speak. Or if not... the possibility that a dream could have penetrated the deepest recesses of my memory and found something so obscure, it would have seemed like new knowledge to me would have been awesome. I had already read about cases of Xenoglossy and stuff like the cuckoo song. Though I never really believed in reincarnation. I thought of those cases as a possibility for augmented subconscious learning or even ESP or some shit. So yeah... I was kind of hoping I'd tapped into that.
This paranormal cock-block has happened to me before too. It was when I was a kid playing Mario 64 and couldn't work out where to get the wing hat switch. I had a dream that you could get it in the same place as the blue invisible hat switch. I went to play Mario 64 and was really depressed.
I had a dream and what I remember of it was two parts. The first part is a girl I know tickling my leg while I'm diagnosing a computer or something.
The second part is my brother and I talking about astronomy or some shit. Now I know nothing about astronomy. And I'm not sure what my brother knows but I do know that he has some pretty off-beat shit in that head of his. Now he brings up a subject and I say something like "Isn't that a celestial body?" then he says "No. It's actually an alentical body." I had never heard that word before.
Now because my mind has been destroyed by the internet, my brain is unable to go through a body of text where an unknown word is used and work backwards to discover the meaning. All it can think is "[ctrl]+C -> google bar -> definition." So my dream went all bugfuck. I suddenly knew I was in a dream and HAD TO WAKE UP TO GET ON GOOGLE. Asking my brother in the dream world then and there meant nothing.
So I woke up and tried it. Google search for "Alentical" "Allentical" "Alenntical" and "Allenntical." I got nothing but gibberish. I was really disappointed. Just the thought of acquiring new knowledge from dreams... as though we could reach external channels... that we're always "online" so to speak. Or if not... the possibility that a dream could have penetrated the deepest recesses of my memory and found something so obscure, it would have seemed like new knowledge to me would have been awesome. I had already read about cases of Xenoglossy and stuff like the cuckoo song. Though I never really believed in reincarnation. I thought of those cases as a possibility for augmented subconscious learning or even ESP or some shit. So yeah... I was kind of hoping I'd tapped into that.
This paranormal cock-block has happened to me before too. It was when I was a kid playing Mario 64 and couldn't work out where to get the wing hat switch. I had a dream that you could get it in the same place as the blue invisible hat switch. I went to play Mario 64 and was really depressed.