Photo story: A Secret Garden
My first photo story (ever) - it's short, silly and incredibly stupid, but as is so am I <^v^>
It's a few days old, but I've been a bit too busy to edit the photos and write up the story... if it's too silly I blame allergies (I haven't stopped sneezing and my nose hasn't stopped running since I helped my mum clean her workspace. Curse you, bloody dust allergies!)
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On his regular morning walk Teige suddenly notices a strange gate, opening is slightly he exlaims:
"Look, I've found a secret garden! I must be explored!"
Walking about this hidden garden he finally found a ledge to sit down on.
"This place is rather pretty, isn't it? Flowers and sunshine - strange since everything is mostly bleak, or so Clws says."
He pushed back to continue his exploring, but after walking about for a bit something hit him - metaphorically:
"I should text Clws, she always gets so worried when she doesn't know where I'm at."
"There! All done, now I have exploring to do!"
"Ooooh!"
"Look at this!"
"It looks like one of Tanis' pointy-sword-thingies - one of his secret ninja weapons!"
Picking up the kantana, which looked exactly like his Samurai friend's kantana, he stood up.
"Now I'm ready to truly explore this secret garden!"
"First I need to get a lay of the land - that's what all good explorer-ninja do!"
"So I need to climb the highest tree (just like all the explorer-ninja)."
"I need to get higher!"
Having almost reached the top of the tall tree Teige stopped and looked around.
"That's better!" He exclaimed, "this is what I'm talking about - look at all those clouds!"
"What's that sound?!"
"There's something behind me!"
"GAH! Get it away from me!"
"No! There's more of them - I must get away!"
Half way down the tall tree it hit Teige, metaphorically of course, that he had a katakana.
"Don't come any closer you fluffy fiends!"
"I know how to use this pointy thing! Don't think that I won't just because you're small and fluffy!"
"But, but, but..."
"What are you doing?! Don't come any closer!"
"Gaaa... Too close..." he stuttered, sword having slipped from his fingers when the hamster jumped up into his lap embedded itself in the tree to be forgotten forevermore.
The hamster looked up at Teige - Teige stared back petrified for he longest time, until at a fateful moment the hamster said:
"Iiip," which in the universal hamster tongue means "I'm just a fluffy little thing - not dangerous at all."
This made Teige feel slightly better, he relaxed.
"Iiip, ippipp," the hamster continued, and Teige could easily translate it to mean "I just want to be your little friend and show you around this pretty little garden of ours. You want to be our friend, right?"
"Right?" The two other hamsters asked - large eyes twinkling.
"Um... Sure why not," Teige agreed, "but only if you prooomise~ to show me aaaall the secrets of the garden!"
"Iiiip! (Of course!)" The hamsters nodded.
"Ipippip! (Follow us!)"
"Ippip," the hamsters apologised (this place isn't really all that big).
"But...
"it's big enough for the magic of friendship."
[b]OMAKE[/b]
It's a few days old, but I've been a bit too busy to edit the photos and write up the story... if it's too silly I blame allergies (I haven't stopped sneezing and my nose hasn't stopped running since I helped my mum clean her workspace. Curse you, bloody dust allergies!)
.
On his regular morning walk Teige suddenly notices a strange gate, opening is slightly he exlaims:
"Look, I've found a secret garden! I must be explored!"
Walking about this hidden garden he finally found a ledge to sit down on.
"This place is rather pretty, isn't it? Flowers and sunshine - strange since everything is mostly bleak, or so Clws says."
He pushed back to continue his exploring, but after walking about for a bit something hit him - metaphorically:
"I should text Clws, she always gets so worried when she doesn't know where I'm at."
"There! All done, now I have exploring to do!"
"Ooooh!"
"Look at this!"
"It looks like one of Tanis' pointy-sword-thingies - one of his secret ninja weapons!"
Picking up the kantana, which looked exactly like his Samurai friend's kantana, he stood up.
"Now I'm ready to truly explore this secret garden!"
"First I need to get a lay of the land - that's what all good explorer-ninja do!"
"So I need to climb the highest tree (just like all the explorer-ninja)."
"I need to get higher!"
Having almost reached the top of the tall tree Teige stopped and looked around.
"That's better!" He exclaimed, "this is what I'm talking about - look at all those clouds!"
"What's that sound?!"
"There's something behind me!"
"GAH! Get it away from me!"
"No! There's more of them - I must get away!"
Half way down the tall tree it hit Teige, metaphorically of course, that he had a katakana.
"Don't come any closer you fluffy fiends!"
"I know how to use this pointy thing! Don't think that I won't just because you're small and fluffy!"
"But, but, but..."
"What are you doing?! Don't come any closer!"
"Gaaa... Too close..." he stuttered, sword having slipped from his fingers when the hamster jumped up into his lap embedded itself in the tree to be forgotten forevermore.
The hamster looked up at Teige - Teige stared back petrified for he longest time, until at a fateful moment the hamster said:
"Iiip," which in the universal hamster tongue means "I'm just a fluffy little thing - not dangerous at all."
This made Teige feel slightly better, he relaxed.
"Iiip, ippipp," the hamster continued, and Teige could easily translate it to mean "I just want to be your little friend and show you around this pretty little garden of ours. You want to be our friend, right?"
"Right?" The two other hamsters asked - large eyes twinkling.
"Um... Sure why not," Teige agreed, "but only if you prooomise~ to show me aaaall the secrets of the garden!"
"Iiiip! (Of course!)" The hamsters nodded.
"Ipippip! (Follow us!)"
"Ippip," the hamsters apologised (this place isn't really all that big).
"But...
"it's big enough for the magic of friendship."
[b]OMAKE[/b]