Hello boys and girls, long time no... update!
Where to start? Well, let's start simple. This week's "Pic of the Week" (err... chapter/update?) goes to our beloved Rowen. What started out as a routine drunk-fest later turned into a ready to rumble, WWF Smackdown! event. For those who had the good seats, it's easily said that one Owen Morello packs a mean punch and a hell of a pile drive. It's a miracle his target was left alive-a mangled mess perhaps, but alive nonetheless. Which brings us to the cause of such a catastrophe...
Ms. Gatina, we'd like to cordially invite you to the 'WTF were you thinking' brigade. In fact, you have been voted president of said club. The only good thing out of this misfortune was the hot ass he-man action from Duke’s star quarterback. Nothing says I love you like being man handled in front of everyone after beating the shit out of the boy who dared to touch you.
Wrong Rachel, Puck. Sorry for the mix up.
Tyler stepped up-haha!-and had enough sense to pull the red head out of the fight and bring down the only Rachel translator in the house (possibly the world). Though it can be said that all of Tyler’s efforts were neglected at face value due to the adrenaline coursing through almost everyone’s veins. But we acknowledge your helping hand, Mr. Gage. In fact, we’re quite certain you can lend us that helping hand anywhere, anytime-wink, wink.
Once again after the waves have settled and the waters have calmed down to a standstill, all that’s left is the same two jaded teens. Though Nate was seeing red after learning about Chase we applaud his ability to keep his cool (considering the alternative, which would be to knock jungle boy right out of the banana tree-a la Owen ‘The Rock’ Morello style). And once again Tyler shows his softer side by handing over his room for the night.
In closing, we’d like to bring to attention the fact that it looks like Nate’s Chess game isn’t quite over yet. But remember Preppy....
After the game, the king and the pawn go back into the same box.
Until next time...
Ch. 27: Grounds for Divorce