Warnings: Language, bucketloads of the 'throwing stuff at people' variety of sport.
Last Time: Cass, Liam, and later Charley all became children, Lola somehow got pregnant again, and their was some minor fail. We left off, well, with Liam's 'accident'
David: *barely catches* You little...
David: CATCH THIS ONE!
Cass: AGH! *somehow manages to*
With mean sports Sims EVERYWHERE, this happens a heck of a lot.
Liam: Attention! I demand suitable leisure activites!
Cass: Heads will roll for this... >:D
Julius: UGH! *blowguns food with germs*
David: ...
No more kids this gen. Lola is a TERRIBLE pregnant sim.
Cass: Grandpa I need... ew...
As I've said before...
PRIVACY ISSUES PEOPLE!
Lola: OH GOD THOSE WEREN'T HUNGER PANGS!
Julius: Aw what!? I was watching my cooking shows!
Liam: Not to worry, in my agen- THIS WASN'T COVERED! *shields eyes*
Charley: Hey! Hey! What's all the fu *witnesses birthing*
Charley: ... :O
Lola: Oh fuck you info box, FUCK you.
David: Oh hey, awesome. *balances in one hand*
Damn David, nice childcare.
LTW no. 2 GET!
(I think it must have been have 6 grandchildren)
This second set of twins are both girls. This is Susan, with Cass's genetics.
And Beatrix, who has Liam/Charley's.
Not much diversity this time around.
Charley, Cass, and David: Whoo! Yeah! New baby!
...
*facepalms*
Riddell Childcare Rule no. 1: Any infant must find itself on the floor within two minutes of birth.
Charley: Now for a... waaait. Mum! Have you seen my snack?
Lola: Mm? *swallows* Nope, nowhere.
Charley is yet ANOTHER sports Sim.
Cass: I'm OLDER than you bitch! D:<
David is being pretty consistently good at fathering.
Beatrix: I stiiiiink! WAAAAAAAH!
...Sort of.
Liam: Now for some piano prac-
Charley: *runs in* *steals seat*
Liam: ... Well played, little sister, well played.
It's a sad state of affairs when the sloppiest Sim in the house is the one who finally decides to mop up pee from the floor.
Liam: T-there's... something out there!! D8
Elizabeth: Hey! That hurt. D:<
I wouldn't pick a fight with her Lola, she's MUCH tougher than you.
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David: WORK you fucker! *beats shower*
Y'know, I'm not sure scaring it into fixing will work.
Cass: Whoo! I dodged! That means it's my turn!
David: Mustn't... strangle...
David does NOT take defeat lightly. Not even in red hands.
Lola: David? I think... I think we're being watched.
Hobby woman: *stalk* *stalk*
Wow, Julius loves those dreams even more than I thought!
Lola: Whoooa! Wait for me!
I'm surprised by how little people miss their car pools these days. Always seem to be just in the nick of time.
Cass: Uh... grandma? I'm getting kinda low here!
Beatrix & Susan: *dual-scream*
...Crap. With no autonomous childcare, David will have to get home before they get fed.
Cass: Hm... those kids be needing some feeding.
Dammit, even my own Sims are criticising me.
*cough* attentionwhore *cough*
Is this an outgoing Sim sort of thing? I haven't actually had any kids with a small amount of outgoing points since I got all the EPs, so I don't have anything to compare to.
David: No time to celebrate, gotta run!
The two of them had been laying there screaming almost since David had gone to work... just look at those bright orange portraits!
Susan: *gasp* Could this be nourishment?
Whew, thank god for THAT.
Hm, I don't know about you, but I see a little inequality here.
Well damn, down to the hair, Susan's a Cass clone.
Susan
Neat: 5
Outgoing: 10
Active: 10
Playful: 4
Nice: 7
Except personality wise, oddly.
Hm... maybe they don't look EXACTLY the same, but it's still an annoyingly close resemblance.
Beatrix: Excuse me! I'm not too fond of this floor!
Well... does attendence make up for it?
Beatrix: No, no it does NOT.
Cute! It's because she looks loads like Charley, but still, cute!
Diversity dangit!
Beatrix
Neat: 7
Outgoing: 10
Active: 0
Playful: 2
Nice: 5
Beatrix: *passes out*
Damn, that doesn't bode well.
Cass: Huh? What's that Susan? You want this? You want it? Huh? Too bad!
Psst... Cass... your nice point is showing.
Seems like looks isn't the only area in which Susan takes after Cass...
Susan: URGHBLARGH!
Par for the course.
David: Oh come ON!
Beatrix: Too freaking late!
Charley: Eww! She STINKS! *impales self through face*
I can't imagine how bad the smell must be to make you want to do that to yourself.
It's so rare Lola interacts with her kids, I had to get a picture of this.
It's kinda sad, actually.
Except of course when she launches a smustle in the middle of a bathroom.
O_o
Lola, Liam & Cass: *dance like they mean it*
Beatrix: Hellooo!? I'm TIRED here!
David: Huh... again?
Way to show concern for your daughter there.
But then, by now, I'm not even sure why I expect anything approaching that from David...
Elizabeth: *loses* Oh this is some bullshit!
Toddlerhood hasn't really changed much for these two.
Susan might SEEM like the quiet one, but...
...Yeah, it's just because she wasn't fully awake yet.
So, who wants to bet she was throwing that AT somebody?
...How'd that even happen? He didn't even have the skills for this.
Where the heck is all this win coming from anyway?
Charley: Hey! Mum! Mum! I got an A+!
Lola: *ignores*
Wait, could this be Lola FINALLY developing parenting skills, at the like, fourth time of asking?
Oh wait.
Liam: I could drop a man from fifty paces with these things!
Arguable.
God guys, you're like 70! Isn't there some other way to express yourselves!?
These days, Cass just seems to jump into any available bed.
See now, THIS is better.
And the downward spiral continues!
Next Time: Serious fail, and sads.
Legacy Stats
Torch-Holders (founders/heirs): 2
Family Members: 12
Perma-Plat Sims/LTWs achieved: 2/2
Shrink Visits: 3
Fires: 3
Self-Wettings: 3
Pass-Outs: 10
Fights: 15
Genie Lamps Received: 1
Alien Abductions: 1
Thanks for reading!