The Riddell Legacy - 3.2
Warnings: Language and Sim stupid.
Last Time: The Legacy returned after a lengthy pause, David progressed worringly quickly in the military, Liam and Cassandra became toddlers, Elizabeth and Julius got perma-plat and a third kid, Charley, was born. We left off with imminent birthdays.
Cass: Will- will you change me?
Julius' Coworker: I... uhh *edges away*
By this point, Liam is having to resort to foraging for food.
Liam: Pfft, I learned this in basic survival.
David had a 'throw birthday party' want, and because it is SO FREAKING HARD for me to keep him in the green (Seriously, Pleasure Sims... ugh), it meant PARTY TIME!
This is like the third party in as many updates, lol.
I find it a little sad that any party involving David's top friends mostly consists of family.
But then again, who in their right mind would WANT to be friends with David?
Anyway, Cass is up first!
Cass: Cake? Hellz yeah! *struts*
She grew up well, and pretty cute too.
Damn, Liam is popular.
Liam: Charisma is prerequisite for agents.
Liam: Target acquired... making my approach now...
He grew up well too.
David: I swear, if I have to bring one more kid to a cake... -_¬
We interrupt these scheduled birthdays for some unexpected WIN!
Honestly, this may be the first none-failtastic thing Lola has done.
Continuing my run of missed birthday pics, this is Charley.
She made it 3/3 by growing up well, but she has EXACTLY the same personality as Liam.
-_-
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Cass: *had great party*
Charley: Heeey! It was MY party too!
Cass: Cry moar.
OMG!
THE CLAW!
Juuuliuuus! What did she do to deserve THAT!?
Liam: Of course, my attire must always be appropriate.
David: It's... so... MESSY! AAAAAARGH! *flips out*
With 7 neat points, David reacts... poorly, to mess.
Charley: *gains walking skills*
David: *is paternal*
David's parental affection never fails to amaze me, especially with Julius as a role model.
Take note!
Sport is throwing the ball TO not AT the other person!
Certain people *cough*DAVID*cough* don't seem to have quite grasped that.
Liam: This will be my sentinel... nobody will enter or exit without me knowing first.
Liam: Time for espionage!
Is that really wise? That damn Wrightly didn't have any trouble pushing a pregnant woman around, I don't think he'll make many allowances for you being a kid.
Cass: *sways with exhaustion*
Creepy trenchcoat dude: The second she drops... she's mine.
D:
Liam: Hold on... this homework... doesn't belong to me!
David: LOLOL... okay now finish it.
Liam: But-
David: NOW!
Eh, so long as it gets done right?
Charley: *noms on bear* *is cute*
!?
I don't even know how you know that's THERE, let alone why you're stealing it!
GTFO random old dude!
First the trenchcoat dude, and now a wild dog in the middle of the night?
WTF Cass!
Cass: Wanna fetch the stick doggie?
Feral Dog: Mmm... child *salivates*
David: Hey Dad! Bet you can't putt that ball!
Julius: You're on! Five simoleons says I get it in!
David: Deal! Easiest five bucks I ever made...
David: HAHA! See, you totally-
Putt: *is perfect*
David: ...Well shit.
David: WTF dude! ;o;
Nobody invited you ANYWHERE! Go away!
Cass: Whoo! Piano! I'll totally accompany you Liam! *dances*
Liam: I need no distractions, especially not from you.
Cass: Yeah? Well... you suck! BOO!
Julius: What are these stick things for anywhere? Oh these new-fangled instruments!
Don't let him kid you, he actually ROCKS those drums.
Lola: Blarghglurhohfuck.
*spittakes*
I CALL SHENANIGANS GAME! I HEARD NO CHIMES!
Oh look, it's the David-ceritfied 'sport'
David: Hey Cass, CATCH! *flings*
Cass: OMG! *cowers*
I think this is the first maternal thing I've ever seen Lola do.
Charley: Yay! I'm the favourite!
Lola: *pops*
Charley: Aw crap.
Things are back to normal pretty quickly.
Charley: So... hungry... *eats own hand*
This has been a LONG time coming. He's been an executive since his kids WERE kids.
The assault course is NO match for David's leotard!
Liam: What!? UnHAND me! This is not befitting of an agent!
Julius' Bizarre Coworker: Heeeeey! Pretty awesome house you have here! ;D
Julius: Uh... thanks?
Seriously, can you never bring anybody normal home!?
Penguin: *gasp* This poor man has been MURDERED! Somebody call the police!
Liam: *strikes pose for no reason* DAMN I'm smooth.
Lola: ARRGH! THIS PLACE IS A DUMP! D:<
...She may have a point.
Oh noes!
*goes into automatic chance card flinching mode*
Whew!
Also, monies!
Charley: Are these edible?
Pretty much nobody bothers feeding Charley now that David isn't giving her smart milk, :(
Liam: Ugh! A... a tranquiliser dart!?
Liam: ...Must... resist...
Liam: ...M...an... d...own...
Ah what!?
DD:
Whoo! Now she can get her own food!
Moar career based win!
Charley: Wait, WTF is this bullshit!?
David: Uh, why are you standing all the way over there Dad?
Julius:
Hey, one of your kids went critical when you did this before!
David: Holy shit she's on fire! :O
Julius (off camera): Called it!
Charley: Got the cake! Time to MOVE it!
~romantic interlude~
Upon makeoverage...
She's GORGEOUS!
*squees*
She's stuck in permament run mode, it's kind of funny seeing her dashing around everywhere.
But she's still too slow!
Charley: Awww Dad! I need to gooo!
David: Then use the other bathroom! >:)
(lol @wall penetrating mat)
I'd say 'meanest Sim wins' but they've only got one nice point apiece, so I'll say 'bigger, angrier Sim wins' instead.
Charley: Jerk... *David*
Cass! Since when has that bed been yours?
Elizabeth: Oh noes! Watch out! It might fallrightnow!
Llama: *is empty*
Julius: And I'm supposed to be the dumb one?
David: A... a plus 1,000!? I'd heard of this, but never thought I'd see it!
Liam: Screw your +1,000! >;I
B-but... it was yours!
Julius: Mm... I Iove the smell of pestilence in the evening.
-_-
Liam: Mother I- uh... um...
Lola: *is shameless*
Liam: Ngh... pressure... growing...
Lola: *hangs out*
Oh come ON Lola! You're doing that on purpose now!
Cass: Okay ev- WHOA what the HECK!?
David: *walks in* ...Since when has this been our lounge?
See Liam has gone?
Well...
He'd finally decided to head for a different bathroom.
Liam: Discipline, discipline, Iamarock, Iamarock.
However...
He went to the one that was furthest away!!
Instead of just going across the hall, he decided to run all the upstairs and down the corridor!
((Excuse my totally unl33t paint skills))
Liam. WTF are you doing?
Seriously, he stopped upstairs, bitched about needing to pee, then ran back DOWNSTAIRS to try the other other bathroom.
...Only to find it's been occupied in the meantime.
Julius: *assgrabs* >:D
Liam: I'd be disgusted if I didn't need to pee so bad!
Liam: *wets self*
...
Damn Liam, just... damn.
*sigh*
Next Time (I actually have another update in the making! :DD): Neglect. Oooh so much neglect.
Thanks for reading!
Legacy Stats
Torch-Holders (founders/heirs): 2
Family Members: 10
Perma-Plat Sims/LTWs achieved: 2/1
Shrink Visits: 3
Fires: 3
Self-Wettings: 3
Pass-Outs: 8
Fights: 15
Genie Lamps Received: 1
Alien Abductions: 1