The Riddell Legacy - 2.9
Warnings: Here be swears, and probably ALL CAPS too. Somewhat short.
Last Time: Njangu spent a lot of time on the floor, being ignored, eventually becoming a toddler Mimi continued amassing a ridiculous amount of career-orientated win, Katelyn hit rock bottom aspiration yet again, and Julius got food poisoning because he's an idiot. When we last left off, Elizabeth had FINALLY got a heir picture, days before she was due to pass the torch.
Julius: BLARGHGLURK!
David: lol puke.
But of course, David has no sympathy whatsoever for his sick father.
Katelyn: My failngs are somehow ALL YOUR FAULT!
Hoo boy.
*checks David's relationships panel*
Yeah, Katelyn just dropped about 20 points from him.
Rushing in worked before, why not again?
Damn!
Ah well, she's still got about 8.
...Why did it suddenly decide she was a man?
Alice: ACK! You fucker!
Mwahahaha, Genspeed UP.
Although this means that somehow she's now a day OLDER than the triplets.
... I'm not really sure how that wound up happening.
Njangu: Grandfather! Pay attention to me!
Julius: Um... whuh?
Whoa, Deja Vu
*outerwear squee*
Failed chance cards still can't stop Mimi's meteoric rise.
Katelyn: Time for some TICKL-
Mimi: ... Don't touch me.
David: *cracks knuckles*
Katelyn's crush randomly showed up and didn't leave for like three days.
In the process, she got promoted from 'crush' to 'girlfriend'
*Eye of the Tiger plays*
Alice: Hey mum, do you think if I search hard enough on the internet, I'll find your dignity?
Mimi: O...kay... *walks out*
WHOA TOO MUCH GOING ON!
Anyway, A) Whoo for connections!
B) That's not even Alice's OTH.
Katelyn: BRING IT ON BITCH!
Holy crap, Katelyn's finally lost it.
Well THAT was inevitable.
David: No fucker starts on ME and gets away with it!
What about Mimi and TTCTino?
David: ...Shut the hell up.
Hot damn!
It's because this career path requires Mech/Logic/Cleaning, and she's got 10/8 in the two former and can be given lessons in the latter. Which occur pretty much everyday.
I suppose the miracle is that she's in a good enough MOOD to get the promotion.
~It must be love, love, love~
And then they had Sofasex, just to prove it.
Eh, at least Lola's his own age.
Mimi & David: *exchange glances*
David: I see we agree on this.
Mimi: For sure!
Mimi & David: GET A DAMN ROOM!
It's probably a little early to be saying this, but Njangu's features are pretty good.
I mean, I want my aliens to look different, but the Maxis Poll-techs are just TOO freaky.
David is STILL not above using his powers to turn invisible in a fight.
The dirty cheater.
And David was uh... 'pleased' to win this one.
GodlookathisEYES!
Katelyn's girlfriend decides the best way to comfort her for the loss is an assgrab.
Whatever works for them I guess!
OMG SNOW!
*squee*
...I only just got Seasons, 'kay?
And then, I had about ten announcements dropped on me at once.
Strings may consider themselves PULLED!
PS: 'X gets an A+' and 'X is an overachiever' wants were pissing me off, considering NONE OF THE KIDS WERE GOING TO SCHOOL ANYMORE, basically meaning that I couldn't get Elizabeth asp points AT ALL.
Oh noes!
See Katelyn, THIS is why you don't take out your rock bottom asp meter on the meanest Sim in the house.
KGF: Mmm... I love the smell of asswhupping in the morning.
Katelyn's gf is... not very sympathetic.
Anyway! It's time for another Njangu birthday!
David: Damn if I'm going to celebrate.
Njangu Riddell
Neat: 0 (O_o)
Outgoing: 8
Active: 2
Playful: 10
Nice: 10
I do not approve of the outfit.
Get yourself changed child!
KGF: *beats chest*
Njangu: A Krrick must have consumed her brain... it would explain her infatuation with Aunt Katelyn.
Annnd again.
I just realised that EVERY fight in the Legacy so far has involved David.
...
I'm not really surprised.
This is getting to be a foregone conclusion.
Njangu: Argh! Like a Scrades' blade to the skull!
Trust David not to go easy on his nephew.
David: OofUCKER.
Alice: Holy shit! My legs are on fire!
And here's Alice, the youngest of Gen 2, and the first to reach adulthood O_o.
I elected to use Katelyn's command to grow her up early, as this meant she couldn't FIGHT DAVID anymore.
Katelyn: *shadow boxes* Maybe I could beat this cake in a fight!
Julius: ...wouldn't bet on it...
But of course, Katelyn grows up epically badly.
David: I'm gonna CUT this crazy bitch..
Therapist: Ah! I see ze problem! Zees knowledger eez fucking stupid! Zat eez not gud!
As is to prove the point, Katelyn then started walking around in her underwear.
Although given what caused THIS is her father washing with a sponge next to the sink...
Maybe it's hereditrary.
Man, those icons are ALL over the place.
Poor organisation I calls it!
Katelyn: Is the answer... um... two?
Prof. Ball: Foolish girl! The answer I was looking for was lithium!
This was just the natural extension of her loss of marbles really.
Njangu's purple skin looks pretty funky when he's freezing.
Mimi's turn!
W
T
F
*looks as platinum plumbob*
*looks at Mimi*
*recalls 'grow up well' want*
*recalls Mimi had gold asp when she grew up*
*looks at Mimi*
W
T
F
!
?
And finally, it's David's turn.
Legacy Stats
Torch-Holders (founders/heirs): 1
Family Members: 7
Perma-Plat Sims:
Shrink Visits: 3
Social Bunny Visits:
Fires: 3
Self-Wettings: 2
Pass-Outs: 7
Fights: 13
Accidental Deaths:
Number of Special Tombstones vs. Total Death Count:
Social Worker Visits:
Alien Abductions: 1
STOP!
HEIRTIME!
(excuse poor comparison pictures)
David
Neat: 7
Outgoing: 8
Active: 10
Playful: 3
Nice: 1
Aspiration: Pleasure
LTW: Become Games Designer
Mimi
Neat: 2
Outgoing: 9
Active: 2
Playful: 2
Nice: 10
Aspiration: Wealth
LTW: Become Chief of Staff
Katelyn
Neat: 3
Outgoing: 1
Active: 2
Playful: 10
Nice: 10
Aspiration: Knowledge
LTW: Become Chief of Staff
Alice
Neat: 2
Outgoing: 8
Active: 2
Playful: 4
Nice: 9
Aspiration: Popularity
LTW: Become Hall of Famer
Tune in next time for the deciiiiision!