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✓ I miss somebody right now. (Fucking summer break and lack of proximity to New Jersey.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (We don't really get much beyond shopping networks, Christian channels and Univision/Telemundo/Telefutura.)
✓ I own lots of books. (I'm slowly reading through them...)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (When have I not?)
✓ I love to play video games. (Ya rly.)
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Doesn't everyone at some point?)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Easier said than done, I must admit.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Yeah... sometimes.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Yeah, adulthood. WEIRD.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
✓ I hate the rain. (Sinuses PLUS grogginess? No thank you, sir.)
× I'm paranoid at times. ("Am I falling out of this chair?")
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (We all know my issues with my nose.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Who DOESN'T check this? Give me their bank account number.)
✓ I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Except to CELOP students--that's just not fair.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never been. How 'bout Atlantic City?)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Two, actually.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (Ask me after I've gone back down to my normal weight; it'll be different then, I promise...)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Sure, why not? Then it can at least be regulated and such.)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (On the CHEEK. Seriously, sheesh.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Eh, it depends.)
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (My old parachute pants, actually.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (When did I become a GIRL?!)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Not *obsessed*...)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Though I seldom get the opportunity.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (I must admit, if faced with a certain StructureTone estimator, I'd still melt into an awkard and panicky mess. Also, there's this one cute Saudi student...)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (Fuck you, Boston!)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Not "shy" so much as "awkward and stupid", and only with guys I'm attracted to.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Not that I've seen them in a year.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Just alcohol--I'm boring, you see.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (NO WAI!!!!1)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (I wish!)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (Sure.)
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (It's probably my tendency, but I can think of too many exceptions to check this.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (Random, but true nevertheless.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Saxamaphone.)
✓ I hate office jobs. (CELOP's special, though, because it's academic and really social.)
✓ I went to college out of state. (O RLY?)
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (Sometimes.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Damn my weakness for overconfident men.)
✓ I adore bright colours. (I even like bright colors.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle. (Not very well, anyway.)
× I have ridden/owned a horse. (Once when I was four, but those carnival/zoo rides don't count.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (Once: "Blah... blah...")
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (I don't really think it that much at all, but I'm sure it's occurred to me at least once, and probably someone else.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (...Wow. You know what? I can't think of anyone. There are people who are a pain sometimes, but I can stand them all just fine.)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (Well, not a very good one, but technically...)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (I think we've got a tagless understanding in this case, yeah?)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (One state short...)
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Probably about the same, but it all depends on who I get them from.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (Don't know what, but I know I would if I could.)
× I smoke. (AAAAGH GOD I HATE SMOKING.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (For some reason, people *have*. Dunno why.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I can shoot a bow...?)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Well, I don't *dislike* it.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Always one song I will want to play a whole lot, among other geekier obsessions.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Um. No.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (The Omelet Pan was one time and a GREAT DEAL, okay?)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Europe, Central America)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Not always, but there are times.)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (English, Spanish, French, Latin, and soon... Korean! Working on the, you know, FLUENCY, though.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Depends on what's on TV, really.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. ("Sei Shonagon vs Messalina" much? How about Amazons?)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Jersey Shore...)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Well, I like people plenty. I just also like animals a whole lot, too.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Hell YES, Sega Genesis!)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (...What an amazing claim to make. I have a new life goal to add to the list.)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I never forget to eat for more than a few hours.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (You know, I knew a gnome like that...)
× I dislike milk. (WHY?!)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (Y'turn the page, y'wash y'hands...)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (My notebook is like my second brain, at least at work.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (What? This is a FORM.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (Two new life goals...)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (Okay, so it was in a certain guilty-pleasure video game, but my Miata still owned them all.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I didn't even think about the time machine...)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (KENT BE!!!1one Okay, so I play Exalted and D20 Modern more than D&D, but I still play it.)
✓ I love to sing. (Badly.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (I love my brother.)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (I'm looking at you, Emperor Frederick Hohenstaufen II of Germany.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Well, more...)
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (I also don't like how this implies that something intellectual is not something fun. However, I suppose "generically" is supposed to make up for it or something. Yeah, whatev.)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Very cute, overly long survey.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (This is, mind you, the same person who once idolized Storm of the X-Men as a little girl.)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (I'm listening to my most recent acquisition right now.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (I live in a giant bucket.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (Alright, calm down, raging fangirl.)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Oh, we think we're very witty, don't we?)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (How obnoxious is this question? For the record, I love you all equally.)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.