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Once again I, Nymphadora Tonks battled the beast and won! This time 'round the beast being Muggle London. Hestia, a thousand thank-you's for your help this weekend. We should do that again sometime! Minus the students, perhaps? A mini-vacation. I daresay we deserve one.
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Dear sweet Merlin, talk about the single most, near-fatally embarrassing moment of my entire year life!!
Hestia and I, having made sure the students were safe and happy and not about to get lost on the Underground, went off for a little adventure of our own. How to word this without making us sound like perverts? That might not be possible.
We entered a shop of rather dubious nature and began to have a giggle at some of the items on display there! I didn't know such toys came in so many colours! Was tempted to get this bright green one for Snape for Christmas, as a bit of a gag gift but unless somebody else gets him a sense of humour, I doubt he'd laugh.
Anyway, there we are, innocently comparing some of these devices to the men we have known when I look up and see a student!! In the store! I almost fainted, but managed to grab Hestia and boot it out of there. I tripped over the largest, erm, phallic object I've ever seen, but made it out alive. And hopefully, unseen.
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Dear sweet Merlin, talk about the single most, near-fatally embarrassing moment of my entire year life!!
Hestia and I, having made sure the students were safe and happy and not about to get lost on the Underground, went off for a little adventure of our own. How to word this without making us sound like perverts? That might not be possible.
We entered a shop of rather dubious nature and began to have a giggle at some of the items on display there! I didn't know such toys came in so many colours! Was tempted to get this bright green one for Snape for Christmas, as a bit of a gag gift but unless somebody else gets him a sense of humour, I doubt he'd laugh.
Anyway, there we are, innocently comparing some of these devices to the men we have known when I look up and see a student!! In the store! I almost fainted, but managed to grab Hestia and boot it out of there. I tripped over the largest, erm, phallic object I've ever seen, but made it out alive. And hopefully, unseen.