May 31, 2005 03:19
kidicarus: my god chaz.
kidicarus: you have created a new type of joke. impossible to explain
kidicarus: here's one
kidicarus: what do you call a jew in a chocolate factory?
clugatlas: what?
kidicarus: pat sajack in love
clugatlas: i am laughing the hardest I have since Thursday!
clugatlas: Hit me with another!
kidicarus: oh man
kidicarus: you are easier to make laugh than britney spears' assistant
kidicarus: fine
clugatlas: her VIRGIN assassistant
clugatlas: the new hybrid assassin/assistant
clugatlas: and the "you've made a new type of joke: impossible to explain" is what made me laugh
kidicarus: so two guys walk into a bar. one guy says to the bartender can i get a drink? and the bartender says "i don't know can you?" and the guy says well ofcourse i can. may i? and the bartender says "you may you april you all the years of the day!"
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clugatlas: any advice for CT?
KicIcarus: stay out of Hartford. it's worse than Harlem